Ummmm, based?!

I'm not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.

"Nice try, professor Xavier, but Magneto isn't the only mutant who's figured out how to block your telepathy!"

Damn, she did make it her mission to kill all the richest people in westeros, didn't she

Smh, that should have been a good local white boy that got ground up and sold as chicken nuggets

All of which were completely made up.

A republican candidate for the house or state senate in one of the Dakotas will literally kill their opponent with a gun during a debate and get elected.

A truck full of uranium waste will disappear. The story will be covered by all news agencies for exactly one week and then never be mentioned again. In 2025, a dirty bomb will be set off by "Hamas" in a major population center.

An article will come out revealing that Biden's aides have secretly been testing his food because they're afraid of Kamala Harris poisoning him. This will not affect Kamala's approval rating in either direction.

Someone will be murdered by a white women for picking up litter in a Walmart parking lot because her wine friends told her that it was a secret way for pedophile crime rings to pass messages to eachother.

In that same town there will be a single article written about an underage prostitution ring being run by a bunch of retired state troopers for superbowl games. No one will read it.

There will be a massive civil war on twitter over whether or not black people need to "take a break so that we can focus on antisemitism right now."

Someone will leave cum on Rand Paul's desk in the senate.

I unironically believe that Hillary Clinton would strangle Biden to death with her bare hands in the oval office to take his spot.

And then one of her psycho failure acolyte assistants walks in while she's panting over his crumpled corpse and says "Uhhhhh, he's not getting up, is he?"

Also fight the biggest communist there on the very first day, that way all the other communists will know what you're about.

This reminds me of that classic communist slogan, "Workers of the world, divide yourselves up according to who lives in a colonial vs non colonial nation!"

Protestors stopped traffic near jfk? How could anyone tell?

Because he likes Hitler, duh

Deadry Pissinger

Someone post the picture

even on someone’s floor once, but we don’t talk about that

Hmmmmmm eat shit maybe?

Come chew this cud

That scene from the Watchmen movie where the girl puts the iconic flower in the barrel of the soldier's gun and he just blows her away.

I got to get that as a gif

• Never exaggerates how much pain they're in.

• Often experience far greater pain than other cultures and races.

• Treating other patients can often cause them more pain so they must be prioritized.

• Pain is frequently caused by secret microwave beams.