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Have you got any weird questions for the opposite gender?
  • My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She's more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.

  • Have you got any weird questions for the opposite gender?
  • To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I'm an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn't ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don't complain.

    As for protecting me....no. I'm a pretty large dude. 6'3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.

  • New addition, not sure on name yet...
  • Earnest Petunia Whirl if a boy. Earnest/Ernie for short.

    Carolina Dorothy Mantooth: Whiskers or Dorothy for short.

    You could also to with the following:

    Kittem A. Cat Dr. Birdcatcher Sir Fluffington K Snuggleworth Esquire IV Ragga-Muffin ragga or muffin work for short names. Gary Lasereyes Shit rock Steve French Bubbles Mim-mim

  • Men over 30, what do you keep in your bedside nightstand?
  • Because you learn in life to make sure others are happy. The invention of a dildo was due to housewives in the 20's suffering from hysteria. If I get mine I need to make sure she gets hers.

    And my organic stuff? You mean my THC vapes? What about them?

  • Boston
  • I went stopped in Boston twice on vacation for a few days each trip. Aside from the white power shit that happens there I really liked it. It was filled with quaint little shops, the people were cool, the views were awesome, I got to huck a box into the Boston harbor. I would 💯 go back. Shit was a vibe.

    On the flip side, I went down to Salem to do tours and stuff and I fucking hated it. The only cool spot was a pet supply place where they sold homemade treats and dog food along with toys and stuff. I was high as fuck petting their shop cat for line 20 minutes. Definite 10/10. If you're nearby get fucking blasted and go pet this lady's cat. She was super cool about me not wanting to come in and look around. Just wanted to pet the cat.

    It was the New England Dog Biscuit Company. This was the cat. Go pet the fucking cat.

  • Men over 30, what do you keep in your bedside nightstand?
  • A lot of shit honestly.

    1. THC vapes (mostly empty)
    2. Books
    3. Blood pressure monitor
    4. Thermometer
    5. Dildos/vibrators/lube for my wife
    6. Small cases/boxes for things
    7. A wii u
    8. Random bush crafting/back packing stuff. Bandaids, head lamps, etc.
  • Hi, Edwin
  • That's what I'm saying. This is less manipulative capitalism and more customer experience. It would hold literally no weight on my decision to stay there or at that chain (assuming it's a franchise) again. If the room sucks it sucks. Duck won't fix it. It's a far cry from McDonald's putting toys in happy meals.

  • 'On life support': Senate Republicans are prepared to sink the child tax credit bill
  • Agreed. I spent nearly $12k last year and I might see 3 of it back. For clarification we pulled out youngest son out of daycare in August or September. Not all of the 12k was his costs but most of it was (probably around 10k-10.5k) it was near $1300 a month when we pulled him out after a large increase after the summer months.

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