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This year, Olympic medals will be awarded for breakdancing, and it literally makes me sick to my stomach.
  • I think it would be better to convey your disgust through interpretive dance - you might qualify for the Olympics and then go on to win gold!

  • You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000
  • When the kids from next door lose their ball over the fence and try and retrieve it they're gonna get a face full of flame!

  • As dark as an extremely rich functional society can be
  • They paint their houses those bright colours because of the long, brutally cold, depressing, grey, sun-starved winters. But great place to visit in the summer months.

  • But if you close your eyes,
  • See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

  • But if you close your eyes,
  • Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

    • Two people fighting will now be boing.
    • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
    • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
    • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
  • Count Binface beats UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election
  • Would have done better if he could kiss a few babies out on the campaign trail - but the bin over his head gets in the way. It's a shame, I like Count Binface's policy platform...and the cape.

  • I mean I certainly would
  • Yeah, all imgur.com images for me are blank, and I can't figure out why.

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  • Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.

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  • Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.

    You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.

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  • Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.

    1. 'Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House'
    2. ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
    3. 'Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.'
    4. ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
    5. 'Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.'
    6. 'Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.'
    7. 'Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.'
    8. 'Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.'
    9. 'Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.'
    10. 'Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.'

    Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?

  • [Wikipedia] The Admin Who Created 80,000 Pages About Titties
  • A truly inspiring story about titties. Upvoted and boosted.

  • Top Extensions to Make YouTube Bearable
  • I'm with you.

  • I’ve never heard that word the same way
  • Too soon.

  • I have to be honest
  • And I will reply to your reply, and boost 2 replies and add 3 upvotes, further demonstrating that Lemmy is a vibrant active online community.

  • And then comes the wonderful realm of the BSDs and the OpenSolaris derivatives
  • Yeah, okay, I am a little bit techy, but so far I haven't had to employ any of my limited techy abilities in Linux Mint. I didn't even notice I was using it more, it just happened over a few months that I was finding there was no need to go back to Windows. To load programs on Linux Mint I just google "How to load program X on Linux", and there will be a page saying, type "sudo apt install <program_name>" in Terminal and it always works and I'm done. (I'm a beginner programmer who was told to try Linux for the Unix stuff) .

    If you're a gamer, I would look up any discussion of gaming in Linux - that would be my only proviso.

  • And then comes the wonderful realm of the BSDs and the OpenSolaris derivatives
  • I wouldn't say I'm that techy and I recently jumped over to Linux Mint from Windows because it has the C-compiler gcc pre-installed and it's UNIX seems to be a better experience for programming. It was easy to install, I find I'm going back to Windows less and less. I used to use Photoshop a lot, now I'm just using Krita. I'm lovin it so far. Only games are a problem maybe, although the game I play has a linux version, I just can't be bothered loading yet.

    Linux Mint is supposed to be the easy for-the-layman Linux distro and that's been my experience so far - everything has worked, no issues.

  • Notice the skin colour change
  • We should probably do deep analysis of all these positions, tbh. Of course, 8 is the preferred approach for most people, but I prefer 9 to minimize splash-back (I'm still processing position 0, hmm...)

  • LETS TURN UP THE VOLUME OF OUR AD SO PEOPLE CAN HEAR IT
  • For me it's just 'When the ad...'<mute>

  • Hadn't seen any Sparta memes yet
  • This post is wet with spittle...I will type this reply out then wipe myself down and be on my way.

  • Dramatic new image from Webb Space Telescope reveals moment baby stars are born
  • Sky news link in a science forum, really? Don't they promote covid conspiracies and all sorts of anti-science crap for their right-wing audience?

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