I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater

Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness

I've seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress

You can throw directly in microwave

For decoration

I'm talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.

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Muh herige

He may or may not be about to shoot that cat

WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

WHITE POWA

I just tell people that I'm on the spectrum so I can be a dick without getting a black eye

Me neither, trying to hit and quit

Who's that fatty behind the Smurf? She looks like she could use a man snack

Godamnit Sanjay

How does that work when you park each one in a standard parking spot

Keep telling yourself that

So did his son shut the hell up about Pikachu or not? I NEED ANSWERS AND I NEED THEM NOW

Koala sex offender registry ftw

Whut