Sounds like a "fuck you, pay me", but birthing is a huge risk for mom and baby. I'd never consider risking my life when medical care is ready and available

Crouton

History may not repeat itself but it sure fuckin' rhymes

Bottom right

chess has a history of being very black and white.

"I do not recall when I last took a Sunday off. Sunday is also a full working day

This poor man has no idea what life outside work is. It sounds like a sad, empty existence. I hope he can find some work/life balance instead of pushing these shitty ideals on others.

Cute little baby bombs with their pacifiers in, peacefully sleeping away

NAC supplement before, during, or just after consuming alcohol. Haven't had a hangover in years.