... He was literally working class. The literal definition of the proletariat. He was exactly proletariat. Earning more or less money is not the distinguishing characteristic.

Missing the dip before the meeting where you have to prepare for the meeting.

Yesz M class includes having tolerable gravity. There are many things that make a class M planet, which is why they are so rare. In some sci-fi universes there are other species that populate other types of planets that are rarely interacted with because there is not direct competition or benefits.

Plus there's an old adage by J Paul Getty, "If you own the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the banks problem."

Similarly everyone you owe money to is now invested in your success.

Here's my retcon. The science of inertial dampeners are such that you have to be precisely aligned perpendicular to galactic north for maximum effectiveness.

I think many stories hand-wave this by only interacting with "M" class planets unless the story is helped by adding the additional complexity.

Not a comment on the story, but that dude is wide.

I don't see what you mean. The left axis is a measurement of cost per gram of protein. The bottom gives you a measurement of density. So anything lower on the chart is cheap for what you get and then the further right you go the smaller the portion required to consume to get that amount of protein.

This excited me, until I saw all the reviews about crashes. Hope that gets fixed.

Pretty sure that with a permissive license you can just change the license of future versions as you want. Ex. v1 MIT license with thousanda.of contributors, v2 Commercial license with contributions from anyone who agrees to contribute to the new version and license. (Anyone can fork v1 and start their own licensed project)

The tears of Conservatives

Not really like anything you mentioned, but Hinamatsuri is one of the funniest I've read and I think everyone should read it.

Edit: also Def One Punch Man, Murata's redraw

I call this being bookish, pronounced "bockish"

"No fair! They're politically motivated to (checks notes) fulfil their duty to inform the public about my political motivation too ... usher in a dark age for America."

Not really a reality I prefer, just felt that the assumption that the hypothetical individual would care about school shooter drills is less likely than the target audience of the joke would assume.

LPT: if your dog is being playful and you need to catch them, try running away to have them chase and catch you.

And if abandoned halfway we could just turn it into a park.

The Marjorie Harris Carr Cross Florida Greenway follows the path of the abandoned Cross Florida Barge Canal.

https://www.floridastateparks.org/learn/history-cross-florida-greenway

Not to let reality get in the way of a good joke, but more than likley the sort who has this opinion, either does not send their child to school, or also has a problem with schools.

I feel the ambiguity leans towards being misunderstood, so I think it best to clarify.