I don't see how exactly that is systemd's fault.

You are blaming it for having proper dependency handling?

You spend much more time trying to fix something in Linux and get it working than actually using it to do useful work.

Not really..

On Linux if it breaks, I can often dig into the source and quickly figure out what's broken.

On Windows, I'm usually shit outta luck. Gotta trawl through tons of messy forums and bullshit SEO-optimised blogspam sites to find a solution.