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drowns [he/him]
drowns [he/him] @ drowns @hexbear.net
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Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong?

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  • put down the lathe of heaven right now... im gonna see this exact comment in a Facebook screenshot at some point this year.

    • Husband leaves loaded gun on bed

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  • my bolt action with the bolt and carrier removed is, in fact, loaded.

    • stole this one from cushvlog, can someone help me unpack this

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  • some of the best chapo adjacent material is Matt ranting into a bad camera angle for an hour.

    • oscar takes on ecks dot com

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  • it is incredibly mid..if you have to watch a movie about skinheads being pieces of shit Romper Stomper is a better bang for buck (also not a fantastic movie but miles ahead of American History X).

    • I like that here by "make arguments" both of them mean "misquote the half wikipedia page you skimmed"

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  • I honestly forgot she crawled out of obscurity around that time.

    • oscar takes on ecks dot com

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  • American history X, a movie about Neo nazi gangs, a thing that really exists and the racial terror the commit. A real thing that happens. Reverse the races and it's just weird wish fulfillment for mayos who are horny in the worst ways.

    • wut

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  • volcel police?

    • wut

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  • Thanks, I knew this was just homophobia but I couldn't parse out exactly why. Crazy that even straight people are gay now..that's why no babies.. I haven't seen a baby in years but everywhere I go im being stalked by a lacanian super predator or a murder Twink.

    • I like that here by "make arguments" both of them mean "misquote the half wikipedia page you skimmed"

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  • Brianna Wu having any kind of platform is in the top 10 worst consequences of Gamergate.

    • It's joever for millennials

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  • my 13 year old makes Korn noises at me in a derogatory fashion

    • The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now

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  • This might be the most deranged take ive seen yet. This person shouldn't be allowed in public.

    • When you cross a swamp, try to do it fast

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  • The Transylvanian Cocksucker

    • Surely the righteuos will never be shaken

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  • really captured his nussy

    • Matty mentions a central tension.

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  • If Tim Pool stopped emotionally developing at 21 instead of 13 he would be Matty

    • White man finds out that standing in front of a train moving at 350kmph will kill him

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  • Chinese rail platforms often have safety plexiglass walls with automatic doors that won't open until the train is stopped.. the safety standards around public transit absolutely clear US standards on any metric.

    • LOL hecking epic post sir! Boobs are 💯💯💯

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  • Trying being someone who is only attracted to faceless eldritch horrors that stalk the shadows of their vision.

    • Of course Ben is an expert on sexual boredom.

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  • One of their wives yawned while they were pontificating on the immorality of foreplay. So they made a whole video essay about it.

    • [CW: twitter drama brain poison] lmao even contra's out for funny clown hammer man's ass rn

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  • There was a time after i became aware of the cursed thing but before I knew its voice... I long for those days

    • If Israel hurts the dogs, Libs will go bonkers.

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  • it was a misunderstanding in translation. IOF were just referring to Palestinians as dogs as they very often do.

    • new atlus leaks?? 😳

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  • Wojack sounds like a persona name honestly.