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Girls liking cute skinny guys really, really pisses off chuds. I can't tell you how many shlubby bearded gamer-bro types I've heard complaining about "girls like girlish boys not manly men like me nowadays, what the hell is going wrong with the world".

Your out of shape and unkempt appearance was never attractive gamers, there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women you just don't care about your own appearance and stay inside all day. Have you tried going to mixed social events and being nice and funny? Have you taken some time working on your appearance to match your expectations? (If you want a woman who shaves and wears make-up, you better be bathing and styling your hair and getting nice clean outfits too)

Also that "she let me hit it because I'm goofy" meme is a real thing. There's plenty of stocky short balding kings who have hot partners because they are genuinely friendly and funny in a way that makes everyone's day by interacting with them.
- proof is stavros halkias
- Lmao you pretty much described every other Guatemalan man in a relationship
Literally just mad because they convinced themselves having a "beard" was manly

Now the SJWs took away the only way they could possibly ever be manly.

Nobody's impressed by them dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke anymore, or at least people are now actually voicing how unimpressed they are.
- dipping bacon into 40 ounces of coke
  
  christ, that's a lot of cocaine
- Never understood the appeal of those big ass beards that cover the entire lower half of their face and then some, but I see it all the time on chuds
- the "dad bod" psy-op also helped them feel a lot more comfortable in their skinny-fat physique that can't run a mile, actually deluding themselves that this is the ideal body type.
Reminds me of the MRA/Kermit bros who wasted years chasing the bag and nothing else then complain about how women don’t like them even though they’re rich lol and they try to make it seem sinister and ask for explanations like “dating is fucked! what’s going on here?!” Dating is certainly a problem, but they convinced themselves they found the secret to women
there's not a horde of hot twinks out there stealing all the women

im a horde of hot twinks stealing all the women
- Overlord games but you're controlling hordes of twinks and not little demon goblins.
Orlando Bloom Legolas was like the biggest heartthrob of a generation, even with Viggo Aragorn right there beside him
- and before that, Di Caprio. Before that, the Beatles. idk it always seems to be cute lads and not buff he-men
- Viggo is way hotter, but I think that's because tolkien elves are like categorically unsexy
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- Maos “No investigation, no right to speak” was actually a self help book
I don't think you meant it like this, but some of this reads like "If you're a hairy overweight introvert you don't care about your appearance and were never attractive".

Capitalism: 'We need more young people.'

Minorities: Have children.

Capitalism: 'Not like that.'I

Capitalism: "We need more young people."

People: "Okay so can we get better wages so one partner can afford to stay at home and raise children?"

Capitalism:
Tbf, capitalism doesn’t mind minorities. More cheap labor to exploit.

This is more of an ethno-nationalist: we need more young people.
- As an American I fail to see the difference.
- Capitalism likes to create scapegoats around minorities, it obviously isn’t threatened.

World on fire, economy trash, unstable future

No, it's the twinks who are wrong.

A real measurehead take

They're thinking and complaining that the ideal man is an evil gay, and the ideal women is an evil lesbian. They're just being homophobic while talking about straight people.

Thanks, I knew this was just homophobia but I couldn't parse out exactly why. Crazy that even straight people are gay now..that's why no babies.. I haven't seen a baby in years but everywhere I go im being stalked by a lacanian super predator or a murder Twink.

Ngl I thought this post was a gay person saying that the reason birth rates were declining was that everyone was going gay for the twinks and murder ladies

Frfr
I finally understand Lacan
I thought it meant the murder ladies were dommeing the twinks to death.

Which sounds kinda hot. Death by Sydney Sweeney Snu Snu.
- WE GOT AN ACITVE SHOOTER IN THE AREA!!! CALLING ON ALL UNITS TO RESPOND!
- volcel police?

when your name is literally dick and the murder twinks still don't want to fuck you

there's something Freudian about his twitter handle being 1 letter off of girl_dick
- I thought that was intentional lmao

Guys I know whoever posted this a nut but as an extremely hairy overweight man reading through this comment section was kind of depressing in that it made me feel like my body makes others perceived me to be some invel loser merely because of those factors. I get this guy is being a homophobic douche but damn could we tone it down with body shaming. I swear people here pretend to care about that shit until a"gamer" comes along. Staying in shape is hard. Please don't make your points aboutincels need to groom themselves by bashing their bodies

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- Yeah we really do get drip feed corn syrup like a rat in a cage here.
  
  Making slow progress though
Big hairy guys are fun don't let it get to you. Yes the overweight ones too. Almost everyone I know would pick that over those enormous bodybuilding guys.
- Thanks awoo :)
Yeah there are some gross comments on here.

Gosh, movies these days sure are violent. I'm sure this is a completely new phenomenon.

CHUDs always act like "modern pop culture" just appeared out of nowhere the instant they decided to get mad about it. They don't seem to understand that pop culture changes and evolves and is influenced by previous pop culture and society (and capital of course, but if they can't figure out the other stuff, there's no way they're ready for that conversation)
- I love that they gotta invent a "liberal conspiracy" when the actual cause is almost always just market forces and the fact that conservatives give up on the arts as soon as it requires the least amount of effort on their own part.
- Modern pop culture didn't just fall out of a coconut tree
- Wait is this a chud? Thought it was someone queer being funny...

I'm guessing that a murder twink is a Tim Burton protagonist, but what the hell is a Lacanian Super Predator?

A young blonde lady apparently?
- Zizek approved dominatrix?
I also didn't know so I read the first paragraph and no further about the component words on wikipedia.

Lacanian:

Lacanianism or Lacanian psychoanalysis is a theoretical system that explains the mind, behaviour, and culture through a structuralist and post-structuralist extension of classical psychoanalysis, initiated by the work of Jacques Lacan from the 1950s to the 1980s. Lacanian perspectives contend that the world of language, the Symbolic, structures the human mind, and stress the importance of desire, which is conceived of as perpetual and impossible to satisfy. Contemporary Lacanianism is characterised by a broad range of thought and extensive debate between Lacanians.

Super :

Super key (❖) is an alternative and older name for what is commonly labelled as the Windows key[1] or Command key[2] on modern keyboards, typically bound and handled as such by Linux and BSD operating systems and software today.

The Super key was originally a modifier key on a keyboard designed for Lisp machines at MIT.

Predator:

Predator is a wooden roller coaster located at Six Flags Darien Lake. It was designed by Curtis D. Summers and built by Dinn Corporation and opened on May 25, 1990.

So I think we can say that it is quite a retro thing. Strong 1980s vibes. A lot of strong opinions going up and down and pressing buttons that do different things depending if you are aist or a libertarian.

For all their prudishness, hogs are more obsessed with sex than what they say "the left" is

Prudishness is and always has been an obsession with sex

Woman have wrong color skin BAD

jesse-wtf

Gabriel, what the fuck are you talking about?

it's true. last year no one had any babys, and its cuz of timothee chalamay's pink pucker

James Dean was scrawny and gay as hell

tag yourself I'm the murder twink

Yeah as a murder twink I'm low key thriving

people who live in media land can never be unhinged

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God I wish I was there

What’s the syndnee Sweeney controversy? I guess I was extremely online but apparently not enough

I honestly don't know. Some conservatives seem to be saying she's evil and woke, while others are saying she's anti-woke or heralding the end of wokeness or something. As far as I can tell, she's hot and blonde and has large breasts and that's short circuiting the brains of conservatives trying to fit her into their culture war somehow.
- But in terms of coomer brain the bigger your cup size the less woke you are?
Her family is a bunch of white bread conservative petite bourgeois heartland folk and she hasn't publicly disowned them so I guess some people think that means she agrees with their political views? Idk.
There aren’t any lol. Or at least, there was a very minor one. Her family is conservative and she posted some birthday pics and you could see one of her relatives with a blue lives matter phone case or some shit in the background. People demanded she apologize or disown her family or something lol.

She could’ve said nothing, but I think she made a vague non-response about how she loves and supports her family

The other general one is that she’s in euphoria and that show sucks ass. I would know because I watched every episode
I'm going to be honest I don't even know who that is

frothingfash wimmen dont smile no more

Yeah no one is getting that woman pregnant. She gets OTHERS pregnant

please why the hell do I have to see sydney sweeney everywhere

am I wrong for thinking half of this country's obsession with her is because incels and other chuds consider her the picture of the ideal tradwife? I mean, no hate towards sydney, but she is exactly the type of woman these people obsess over and draw in their memes

It is legitimately the least mysterious thing possible. She is young and hot with huge tits that she shows off, and she projects a personality certain men find attractive. She's the it girl of the mid-2020s.