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Please lose to Trump again, that would be extremely funny.
I live near a major airport, I should be safe, right?
Wake me up if it ever actually happens.
Also the Chapo boys watched it so you don't have to
Text instructions are so much easier to skim through. I don't want to wait for someone's stupid 12 minute long "ULTIMATE guide for pee pee poo poo" to load and jump randomly through the video to find the relevant two second long section that contains the information I'm looking for that I could have easily found in five seconds if they had just made a text guide for it and I could have ctrl-f'd to find the exact information I needed.
Also I hate how every loser calls their guide the "ULTIMATE guide to X." Terrible fucking buzz word. If I see anything that calls itself the ULTIMATE guide for whatever I'm skipping it by default, fuck you.
I'm never touching grass again it was too scary
Approach him in public and loudly tell him how you don't believe anything the woke mob says about him being a pedophile
"I came over to talk, that's it, I swear!"
"Quote: 'I am going to put my blank in your blank'"
Reminder that internal documents show that Exxon knew about climate change in the 1970's but chose to cover it up and lie about it for decades.
H. Jon Benjamin seems pretty alright fwiw
They made an account here just to complain about us, they definitely weren't mad.
Blue Marble Exploration’s website says: “Locals believe that Dean’s is a portal to hell and the Devil himself lurks in the black depths."
Mr Söhnlein, who also believes he can “safely” send humans to Venus
This is already shaping up to be extremely funny
Poseidon is hungry
LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who ad...
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DEARBORN, MI—In an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the “God Bless The USA” Quran. “It’s a very holy book—really the holi...
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!07 To our lemmygrad comrades for the quality dunking on this lib
ChatGPT ass answer lol
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Also accuses us of getting "offended at anyone, for any reason." Literally indistinguishable from a chud.
UW-La Crosse Chancellor Joe Gow was fired in a unanimous vote by the Board of Regents after appearing in adult videos with his wife.
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>During a Sept. 7 interview with UW-La Crosse student newspaper The Racquet Press, Gow told the publication he was looking forward to supporting his wife, Carmen Wilson, as “she creates a cookbook and instructional videos titled 'Cooking with Carmen.'” > >The couple has posted nine videos on their Youtube channel Sexy Healthy Couple — described as “a plant-powered couple [making] delicious vegan food with top adult stars,” per a channel description — with the first posted on Dec. 9, 2023, as first reported by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The videos feature Gow and Wilson making recipes alongside adult film entertainers and small segments of suggestive material. > >The channel’s Twitter account advertises “fully explicit scenes” on their OnlyFans account. > >In one video, Gow shows a book entitled “Monogamy with Benefits: How Porn Enriches Our Relationship,” which he says he wrote with Wilson. The book is listed under pen names Geri and Jay Hart, which are described on Amazon as “pen names of a married woman and man who serve in executive positions at two well-known organizations in the U.S.”
That's it. That is literally what they fired him over.
Milk toast sounds like something br\*tish people would make. Does it mean liberal politics are unpalatable as br\*tish cuisine?
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Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.