O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
www.theonion.com O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who ad...
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What did my fridge and the news have in common?
Upon checking them this morning, I found out that there was no OJ.