O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who ad...
This is how I learned he died. Appropriate.
Didn't you read the article? The. Coffin don't fit!
At least you didn't learn it from the fucking memes like I did.
I dunno, memes are an alright way to find out. I took great pleasure in the Henry Kissinger memes, myself
Body probably still warm and they are roasting him already. Couldn’t happen to a nicer murderer.
OJ's wife's killer is finally dead
Well don't go losing your head over it
Rest in Piss.
Truly one of the great failings of Justice.
It sure was, when they let a literal Nazi cop on the force to eventually fuck up the legitimacy of the case, and who the hell knows what else... Something tells me OJ wasn't the only killer in that courtroom.
"Cops framed a guilty man."
And a good example for not excusing bad behavior just because someone is a star athlete