O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who ad...
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They had this one ready to go, huh?
It's pretty good, hats off to The Onion
Makes me morbidly wonder if they're sitting on a folder full of celebrity death articles.
That's actually standard practice in journalism
It makes sense for one of notification or even praise and remembrance.
But imagining a folder of jokes about celebrity death send a bit darker.
Aw man. That made me switching between tearing up and laughing so many times. What a great one.
All news channels do