badposting

there leftist folks

I stock soda at a gas station. Every ten bottles I give em a little shake.

Death to Amerikkka !amerikkka

"God damn it, time to go workshop jokes for 8 hours. I hate being a writer"

Many Tibetan Buddhists have told me this.

I am the true ruler of China and I ask that Xi turns over governance of the country to me

Me (godlike): Marx. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Cats. Pooping.

Ice cream sandwich? I thought you hated capitalism !smuglord

TGIT

That's it. I'm leaving my post like that.....

Every time I hear a celebrity or someone else well-known die, I'm just disappointed they died, before I could even meet them....

Come on, it can't be that hard of a problem. Lazy ass devs.

It's!freeman-true

t. me who just tried some malayali food

i browse on my phone and sometimes if i adjust my grip my palm can hit the ppb link. this has happened at least half a dozen times in the last week alone.

i can't shit on the clock i habe ibs

They're running out of you

Are you team:

Uh, yeah, that sounds epic!

Or

Pass me as double slice of the he/waiian

the list is not exhaustive. foods listed are blursed but not necessarily blursed in the same way

funnel cake

lucky charms (soggy)

wilted spinach salad

couscous

atomic warheads

beer above 10% abv (some exclusions)

molasses

cia handler !fedposting

but is it ready for me?

should I call the wedding off?

!chad-trotsky - Um, they're ok.

!huey-lewis - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor.

!chad-trotsky - Hey, Halberstram?

!huey-lewis - Yes, Trotsky?

!chad-trotsky - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something?

!huey-lewis !purge-2 - No, Trotsky!

!chad-trotsky - Is that a Stalin emote?

!huey-lewis - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves!

Need advice

Big media doesn't want you celebrating that because woke

I REPEAT, OFFICER CLOWN!

Or Galentine's and it's for the ladies?

yeah

I can't be a socialist anymore, I wanted to buy weed but the bus drivers are on strike so I have to walk for an hour both ways

This isn't what I signed up for

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 30 on 30 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 30 on 30 on 30 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT 30 30 30 30 30 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! !meow-bounce

Meowowowowowowow, Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow! !meow-bounce

In response to https://hexbear.net/comment/4591910 ...

Looks like queer.af was 'Talibanned' !kelly

Not sure what to do with two thousands metric tons of steal, BUT I NEED IT

Do you condom hummus?

!back-to-me