My mom took a self-defense course when I was a teen and she was so excited about the training that I pretended like the throws and techniques were working when she asked to try them on me

I felt like I couldn't ruin her self confidence even though I could have destroyed her even at 14

Until her trainer was sentenced to 7 years for SA

The only thing worse than not being prepared is a false sense of security

And the only way to go even lower is giving that responsibility to children

Of course there is, this is just a way to pay for them without any middle men

Just make sure you hide any of your relatives from them

Don't worry, the padlock on the door is only for the criminals

I love all of these people so much that I invite them to my sauna

-You don't understand, the ::: spoiler analysts cia ::: have shown this with DATA!

Oh no, I hope they don't develop fingers and find a stash of assault rifles i forgot nearby

All of this depends on the jurisdiction, but most western countries have some kind of defense for corporations making mistakes

Usually it's something like "if the offer is clearly a mistake, you don't have to honor the sale", but rental agreements are a bit of a grey area, since they are a contract between two individuals instead of a sale

I'd say go for it, but be prepared to be sued

Fuck it, if corbyn asks i'm a gooner

I hope he doesn't end up like Dorner, but acab

The fall of the USSR ruined the cia

I don't trust anyone who uses "ephebophilia" outside of academic texts, "hebephilia" is instant re-education camp

Tbh they already do everything they can, if you ever need a paper, e-mail the author and they'll most likely send you the "last version" before publication they still hold the rights to distribute

I mean that's a pretty stupid claim for a bird to make

Have you ever seen a bear?

They are about to drop twelve new types of racism

One lecturer actually had notes on their slides for the differences between the latest version of the course book and the one before it, since the latest one wasn't available for free anywhere but they wanted to use couple chapters from the new book (they scanned and distributed the relevant parts themself)

I feel like most of the academia in the research side would be happy to see it collapse, but the current system is too deeply tied in the money for any quick change

I worked in academia for almost a decade and never met a researcher who wouldn't openly support sci-hub (well, some warned their students that it was illegal to type these spesific search terms and click on the wrong link downloading the pdf for free)

I'm built like a crack house and could take them out alone

Can you drop ship union made merch? I would love to sell some "i intend to participate in a violent revolt if i don't agree with the election results signed: _____" t-shirts

I hope he finds someone to share the rope with