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chat @hexbear.net cornfedlolcows [none/use name] @hexbear.net

1 wk. ago

Hexbear isn't funny.

No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

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"Cornfedlolcows" How are you going to name your self something like that and pretend you have even the slightest grasp of comedy?
- “the height of humour is bullying and harassing neurodivergent and/or trans people online for laughs, now listen up while I tell you why hexbear isn’t funny”
I piss out my beanis
- Jack that's a kidney stone not a beanis
  
  My momma was a kidney stone and her momma was a kidney stone so you better watch what you say next pardner
- It's not funny.
  
  That was a typo, I'm sorry. I meant to say:
  
  I piss out my beanis
Joined 50 minutes ago
- So? Of course people aren't going to risk upsetting the Hexbear fun police without a new account. You people gulag anyone even remotely funny because you can't take anything more offensive than a few childish potty words.
  
  imagine creating a new account to post your hot take on an anonymous internet forum
  
  y'all get my shitty takes straight from the source
  
  I promise you, an existing account isn't gonna get banned for critiquing ~~homour~~ Hagel.
  
  Edit: fixed a misspellin
  
  Def not mad
This is good satire
The point of the badposting comm was to contain all that over there. Just block that comm.
Got any good knock knock jokes?
- Knock knock
  
  Who's there?
Wait is this a comedy website
Here's an article about humor to help you understand.
heh you said piss and beanis
Can you share your version of humor then?
- Something with actual thought behind it, like The Onion.
Look if you don't find the concept of Juan Guaido disguising himself as John G. Doug in order to declare himself interrim president of united states funny, then I don't know what to tell you. Cum.
ok frajerze, nie zesraj się :anya-heh:
We're making this a tagline right?
Pee is stored in the balls.
Peeper poopoo
No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny

This mfer forgot about cum
- now days everybody wants to talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish motherfuckers act like they forgot about cum.
piss beanis shidding and farding out my doodoo ass LMFAO
Your mom thinks I'm funny
lol. lmao even.
To me the best satire is no exit. People are all like “uhh, what about critique of dialectical reason” and that’s fine I guess.

E: the thing I’m trying to say is that satire is best when he’s just making shit up for fun, not trying to be serious.
Okay which one of you made this account? Good bit!!!
laughing is bougie decedance

the proletariat scowls

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