Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran
DEARBORN, MI—In an effort to raise money to cover his mounting legal bills, former President Donald Trump announced at a campaign event Friday that he was selling the central religious text of Islam in a special new edition called the “God Bless The USA” Quran. “It’s a very holy book—really the holi...
The fucking onion
So the Saudi prince comes to me and says Allah, very great - the best, is the Light of the heavens and the earth. Very magnificent, folks! Many people - smart beautiful people - are holding fast to his rope, folks!
...are holding fast to his rope, folks!
Oh! I lost it there!
I want to hear his pitch for the Confucian Analects.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
OK but here me out
Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people and help them see the evildoings of Israel and the United States.
-Imam bin Trump
First of all, I won't allow anyone to say Donald Trump without the title Sheikh.
This isn’t real, is it?
…
IS IT?
No, but he did do this with a Bible, which is what they're making fun of.
Based on this hilariously transparent grift https://web.archive.org/web/20240329035701/https://godblesstheusabible.com/
Not yet!