At least literally nobody in the Democratic party is to the right of Biden on Israel...

Except...

Oh god they're gonna throw the fourth guy with severe brain damage into the race aren't they, they're going 4 for 4

Likely no but keep an eye on this for the next day. If it fizzles out it will fizzle out like tomorrow morning. I'm gonna find out what Morning Joe says, its Biden's fox & friends.

It's in the realm of like a 1/20 likelihood but god it would be good

Newsom fuckin pounced lmao, he was right on there after the debate closed, almost blatantly auditioning

Kommunism is when no potato chip

This comment is why I kept refreshing the site

Persian!

Marg bar means "death to"

Reminds me of my Xbox live days, I'm a guy and whenever anyone started to say something about my mother I'd start going on about how I fucked their dad

Good god was it effective

It's the intersection of peak material wealth and minimum emotional wealth. An incredible formula for boomer brain. Boomer children were on the forefront of multi-room and multi-bedroom homes being available to nearly everyone, and their parents were like oh cool I never ever have to see my kids

can't say he's not committed to the bit

Ubisoft, hit these people with an account wide ban so I can have a pleasant game of Rainbow Six

There are TWO and only TWO options.

One is not explaining. Just say "I'm feeling sick and won't be making it in" Most will not pry.

If they're the type of people to pry, just say "I can't make it in, I think I caught a stomach bug"

That's it. There is no "mental health day", you don't have that chronic disease, you don't have a bad headache, you aren't staying home for your own comfort. You, my friend, are shidding out your doo doo ass. That is the only thing you will EVER imply to your work. Vomiting and farding and shidding. No one will ask. No one will try to get you to come in.

I heard this before and was worried this was like 38 million for the whole thing. It's for only 16 families. I'm just a simple country non-lawyer, but to my knowledge a limited ruling like this could be used by other families and other courts to make it easier to sue Chiquita for a lot more money. Sort of opening the floodgates.

LFG

Remember kids: AI is just very lossy image compression

Yeah I used Word for one and Google Docs for the other, with a couple horizontal lines, no tables etc. No text aligned right etc. Just new lines, bullets, letters and numbers

Just got a great job after applying maybe 500 times, and that was the first offer I got.

I had a good resume but hardly any interviews for like 6 months. Then I realized some of the experience autofill things were fucking up, and if they fuck up, then the resume scanning system is probably not able to read that shit properly either.

I changed my resume, it looks just a little worse, but it's got no tables and no weird formatting. It looks decent in NOTEPAD now. This new resume got me like 6 interviews in a month, and I was applying a lot more slowly. I literally have an interview I still need to go turn down. My SO went through the same experience with the old and new resume. Look up ATS testers. Make the stupid robot understand

The place I just got hired at was super, super excited to find me. Guess what? I applied to the same job on the old resume a couple months ago and THEY NEVER SAW IT BECAUSE IT GOT AUTO FILTERED. Literally these fucking things will do a half assed attempt at scanning the resume, try to collect information like employment gaps, fill a field like "Date of Employment" with the words "Attention to detail" and then conclude that you have NaN years of experience, and reject you.

Theres a town in England called Scun-thorpe with no hyphen and it often gets profanity filtered in online forms making it impossible for residents to sign up for certain things

yeah it's night and day for a lot of shooters, and especially when you're sniping