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  • Can gorillas in the Naruto universe perform jutsus?

  • I don't think the place is here, but is there a safe space for leftists to talk about sex and dating?
  • I hoped I didn't have to go outside. I don't want to touch grass!!

  • I don't think the place is here, but is there a safe space for leftists to talk about sex and dating?
  • Yeah. Like I think it's weird to consider the power dynamic at play when only wealthy people can safely host, especially if you're queer.

    Or the way racist sexual stereotypes dehumanizes people of color.

  • I don't think the place is here, but is there a safe space for leftists to talk about sex and dating?

    I understand that Hexbear has young and vulnerable people, making it potentially unsafe for something as personal and private as sexuality, but I was wondering if there are many online spaces that are friendly and nonjudgmental for that.

    There are topics I'd like to discuss like classism in hookup culture/kink communities, but I don't want to make people uncomfortable. I also can't account for wreckers and just general topic derailment.

    Also in general, are there considerations I should take when broaching these topics in online spaces?

    I feel like we're doing a good job of protecting people from sex pests and I don't want to make a safe place unsafe.

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    Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming
  • What if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming
  • LMAO also, what if they're trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming
  • Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn't do it, taking part in genocide didn't do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

  • fed the cows bird doodoo
  • Real Upton Sinclair hours.

    Also I don't trust any officials of the meat industry, period.

  • ...and coconut!
  • astronaut-1

    Always has been.

  • stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it sounds
  • Couldn't even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet

  • stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it sounds
  • I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

    "trump is using hitler's language"

    Like it's a warning? It's not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.
  • Look who studied mouse law!

    spoiler

    Didn't know that was a thing

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.
    www.popsci.com 85% of Neuralink implant wires are already detached, says patient

    In an interview, Noland Arbaugh says the company wanted to avoid further surgery.

    85% of Neuralink implant wires are already detached, says patient

    I'm not surprised given the person in charge, but I still feel bad for the guy. Being almost completely paralyzed, it makes total sense to jump at the chance to get some normalcy back.

    I didn't expect 85% of the wires to already detach at this point. In a just society, the whole company would be shut down and the CEO put into a bottomless pit.

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    I invoke the lathe - Make the Pelosi Clap a viral dance move.

    I want Jimmy Kimmel to hire the animators from the animation he played when Trump left the white house and make a clip of the statue of Liberty clap along to a parody song.

    Everyone do the Pelosi Clap!

    Clap Clap!

    Clap Clap!

    I want Stephen Colbert to come out dancing with drag queens in pant suits and bad wigs to clap and get the audience involved so they clap out of tune.

    I wanna see Pete Buttigieg's high hopes as he lets another train derail.

    I want Joe Brandon to make a cameo as he looks dead-eyed into the camera and makes a gaffe.

    And I wish for all of this to be performed without a hint of irony on-screen.

    I wish for this without irony.

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    Now is the Spring of our Diss Content

    Seriously though, it's wild watching the generation who kept receipts turn on each other.

    But I really just wanted to make a silly pun.

    Put the upbears in the bag!

    !

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    The efficacy of liberalism in one picture.

    If you really want the link.

    So many layers of The Process and the only defense against political assassinations is voting.

    We are so far past the point of voting our way out. We're the most propagandized people on earth. My god. And the US has been assassinating political rivals since it's founding. It's a country built on assassinating political rivals.

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    It's disturbing how even left-leaning YouTubers try to weave in ad plugs.

    It's like I can feel myself detach from whatever topic I'm listening to as I expect it to be a lead up for Raid Shadow Legends.

    It's like I'm gonna disengage from serious things because I'm just waiting to see how they are going to ask for money.

    I get it's to keep engagement, but it's doing the opposite. I don't want you to slip between conversation into a commercial like that's not creepy as fuck. It's like the Truman show, but nobody's even watching you. I dunno, it's not fun out here.

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    Just remembered this was a thing.

    Fun Magician extended universe lore - this was the podcast that broke my liberal brain and pushed me towards communism.

    From Wikipedia:

    >Mueller, She Wrote is a political podcast hosted by Allison Gill, a military veteran who worked at the United States Department of Veterans Affairs. It mixes comedy, legal commentary and political analysis, from a liberal perspective, and centers on the Mueller investigation. The original co-hosts were San Diego comedians Jordan Coburn and Jaleesa Johnson; the latter has since left the show due to a pay dispute.

    I remember feeling lost after trump got elected and hoped that something would come of the Mueller report. It's wild to think I believed an FBI investigation run by a Republican would to anything to shake up the system, but there were plenty of people who believed it.

    These hosts would give updates on the investigation and other bits of news, but it started feeling hollow around the third 'this time he's really in trouble!' story.

    The simping for Mueller like he was going to solve things felt hollower and hollower until I stopped listening altogether.

    I read up on them a few years later and saw them vote shaming people who were considering withholding their vote for healthcare and student debt forgiveness. I also found out they benefited from PPP loans they didn't have to reimburse. Hypocrisy exposed is an empty victory, but it felt vindicating to know leaving that whole bubble was a good decision.

    Finally, I hate the logo so much. Like they were doing investigative journalism or something by collecting headlines from news websites.

    I dunno. I just wanted to air out my vitriol while it was fresh.

    Did anybody else follow it or similar podcasts before moving left?

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    I'm a passenger in a long ass road trip. Anybody want to talk about anything?

    I'm in the fortunate space of guilt-free posting. Talk about weird shit or whatever.

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    What's with the genre of YouTuber reacting to a previously recorded video of them playing a game?

    Like them playing animal crossing or whatever, reading the character text aloud and then reacting like they're full-on having a conversation? They are framed as though playing the game in real time, but it's clear that they're reacting to a video of playing. It feels like watching someone play dolls or something and I can't stand it.

    They're reacting to it like the characters are real. The YouTuber might talk about some of their own lives every now and then, but it all just feels so empty and I'm having a hard time understanding what the appeal is.

    My partner loves these kinds of videos and I'm trying to figure out what it is about them that people like. Is there some comfort to them that I'm not getting?

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    And just when I thought liberal ads couldn't get more insufferable.

    Do these condescending automated messages work on people? I can't wrap my head around the strategy behind taking a tone like this with your voter base.

    Fuck outta here.

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    Are there any apps that help with learning musical theory/sheet music?

    I can learn things if they're a game and I have a good ear for sound. I just want to be able to know a note when I hear and find it on a musical instrument.

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    Let's hear it for the Pixar Dads

    I'm gay so this post is protected from accusations of horny posting 💅🏽

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    It's been three years since Biden's inauguration and they've done nothing to incentivize people to vote for him a second time.

    I don't get how libs can tolerate being taken for granted like this. They're not being mature or practical - they're accepting mistreatment by an establishment sworn to serve them.

    Trump and his supporters aren't better, but at least he's telling them what they want to hear. He at least made sure to get checks out to people and had his signature stamped on them.

    I dunno, at least there's a strategy there. And Biden has had four fucking years and he's done nothing to get people motivated to vote or even register to vote. Not even going into his participation in genocide, it's just a lack of strategy to the point of self-sabotage.

    And the entire Democratic party is complicit in all of it. It's like they want to lose, because all I'm hearing are about how bad trump is/was. And it's like, I was fucking there. And after three years, all they can offer is to give him a verbal reprimand and coverage on every major news network, speech, and social media posting.

    It's just mind-blowing to think of the wasted time and energy on the part of the US political system.

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    neurodiverse @hexbear.net Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net
    How do you guys deal with relatives who insist on talking on the phone regularly?

    I have a couple of older relatives who only communicate via phone call and I hate talking on the phone. My other relatives don't stay in contact as often as I do, so I feel bad not reaching out and keeping them company.

    Do you have any strategies to manage the energy drain from phone calls?

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    Why did you pick your profile pic?

    Or just feel free to talk about it.

    My profile picture is the Magician enemy from the game Persona 3, based on the major arcana.

    I kept the picture because it reminds me of !comfy when it's rounded.

    What about you?

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    Oh wow! You mean he could have done this almost three years ago?

    I'm happy to see anybody unburdened by the US legal system, but there's something underwhelming about the most powerful politician in the country only now deigning to use his executive power.

    People are cheering and memeing in unsurprising !reddit-logo fashion and I'm like bruh, he could have done this and more. Years ago. And they're talking about the necessity of voting and how bad trump would be. Like where do you think Brandon was when drafting the anti marijuana bills?

    That said, I don't want to come across as unreasonable when good things happen. If a lib approached me and shared this news, what would be an appropriate response?

    Link because I got that bird box disease where I want to make people to see the thing.

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    You can have a conversation with any fictional character. Who do you choose and why?

    I would pick Magneto from the X-Men comics. I think if he was written by better writers and comics weren't the vessel of a lot of fascistic ideals, he wouldn't come off as 'villain who goes too far'.

    His backstory is so much more interesting than what powers he has. He survived the Holocaust as a child and when his powers developed, he sought out other people like him to prevent future atrocities. He formed the Brotherhood of ~~Evil ~~ Mutants and opposed humanity's attempt to kill or control mutants. He's long-lived because his experience as a Holocaust survivor is integral to his character. With that age, he's been well-read, studying science, history, literature, and art. He's educated and due to the way comics keep the timeline contemporary, he's bound to have strongly formed opinions on whatever is happening.

    Having incredible power on top of that makes for such interesting questions.

    "Why don't you just !adventure-time more often?"

    "How much more efficient are trains when you can move them with your mind?"

    "What are your thoughts on the concept of dehumanization?"

    I dunno. Sometimes I see interesting characters and get frustrated that they're not talking about their lives or experiences. They're restrained by capitalism and you don't get to see cool interpretations of characters who you're supposed to believe are real people.

    I'd love to helm a rewrite of Magneto to make him aggressively anticapitalist and antiracist !same-picture I know. But it's like this character has studied the world on how to prevent fascism and genocide and he's still not calling out the contradictions of capitalism. He's not pointing out how oppression is used as a tool for profit. I want to see the guy who read Marx and then got superpowers.

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    What do you have for a 'self-care' playlist?

    I just mean things you do or can do for yourself as part of self-care?

    Here are some of mine:

    Relaxation Break - 10 Minutes: Like if you're sitting at a desk, or have some time where you can steal five minutes away from whatever's bothering you.

    Little Chore - 5 Minutes: Some small productive thing you can do in that time and no longer. Like if you want to do some dishes or you want to replace the toilet paper roll.

    Listen to Music uninterrupted - ? Minutes: Pick a song or an album and just let it rip without getting up to do anything. This one is really hard for me where even doing a 2 minute song was hard.

    Watch something - 2 Hours: Movie, video essay, anime, whatever. Challenge - Impossible: Do it without doomscrolling.

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