People who take pride in being lazy don't make good friends.
Just got back from the late walk. Dog's been huffy for a walk all arvo. Also happened to find what appears to be a baggie of meth. Good thing I grabbed it because a bunch of kids walked by ten minutes later.
I'm just growing bird food, no actual strawberries.
Nutritionally, your average potato is far superior to your average pasta.
Yeah that's the plan for all the criteria I didn't directly address.
Working on my resume and thinking maybe I can just live in a cardboard box.
e: and by writing a resume I mean convincing the Applicant Tracking System into passing my resume onto an actual human.
Blind Melon - No Rain.
Def Leopard - Pour some sugar on me.
Divine - You think you're a man.
Any chance you can find a camper van for rent late notice? Get your own car/accommodation and do more of what you want.
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