Just because you can time travel, doesn't still mean you don't still age, get hungry, have limited energy to do stuff, ...

Since this is a pretty big wish, the crater would be larger than earth. Checkmate dinosaurs

This is a valid man command, but not a tar command

Debians official resources are often outdated, fragmented and not comprehensive in the slightest. I had to scour email list and random blog post if I had to deal with some Debian tooling problems. It's only saving grace, is that it fairly widespread, and that there are these random blog posts.