Apologies. It's now

Top right is just Mexico's flag

Ow! My feelings!

Dies

Well here's your chance. I didn't hear a bell.

I'll start with the personal insults:
Your family or friends' mortalities are likely becoming an increasing concern, you peace of shit

IF YOU'RE INNOCENT, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

How dare you diffuse the situation! Now I'm crying with madness!

(I feel like my attempts to make little sense are getting worse)

Shut the fuck up, your stoopid!

The only thing that stops a bad ship at the bottom of the ocean is a good ship at the bottom of the ocean.

Also, all the ocean above it...

Oh yes, you're talking about the media's constant need to sane-wash America's first dictator. You're 100% correct there.

Nuh uh. The economy needs billionaires to peepee money on me.

My dad is dead, tyvm. He was pretty sure he wasn't having a heart attack, so you're right that he was wrong.

But also my friend's dad is wrong about a lot of stuff, including when his son's and I are being sarcastic by saying "thanks Obama," and that it's an invitation for him to shit on social safety nets.

That's a real nice comment you got there... Mind if I look a little closer and...

America stealing.

If you yell and cry enough about dignity laws, maybe people won't notice what a sex pest you are

ETA: Not OP, the people who always claim to be so chaste

Next time I tell someone that San Antonio is a semi-arid desert, I'm just sending them this link

Unfortunately, it is. Gotta find out who Trump is trying to fuck or kill so that we can make big enough of a stink to protect them.

My friend's dad once told me that studies have shown that if you give $1,000,000 to someone without money and the same to a rich person that almost all the money will be gone from the poor person and will have increased when left with the rich person, because poor people don't know how to manage money and that's why they're poor.

My reaction was shock followed by, "it costs more than half a million dollars to pull someone out of poverty??? And won't putting a million dollars in the bank almost always gain interest? I wonder why people without money don't know how to put their money in the bank instead of starving!!"

Guess they figured out a way around that presidential pardon catastrophe in the making...

I had to switch back to the laser dog because the machine gun one murdered me too fast.

It's a great week to start

I imagine they'd start public executions before that