Rotate the titles, I assume. Might be tricky to gef used to, though.

Honey only? But there's so many good ones!

Jam, agave, or maple syrup should be good with muesli & yoghurt to my taste. Light molasses may work in moderation, and I've heard good things about sorghum syrup.

I am pretty sure American dairy workers don't sweeten the udders of their cows.

The plan is structured like an episode of Drawfee.

A cursed caramel ribbon custard, I assume.

I seem to recall Joe Rogan calling himself dumb with some regularity. I stopped listening to him years ago; has that changed?