Not a tarantula but jumping spider. They are very fun to create little enclosures for and even more fun to feed. They can live for a couple of years and are super easy to maintain.
Dogs suck ass. All of them can go to hell. No one actually likes their dog or takes care of them as they should. I can not understand how anyone could want to handle man sizes poos on the regular, or listen to a single bark it's so annoying.