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  • I've seen what effort goes into it at somewhere else, it's a lot

    not sure I'd say it's unprofitable though, given just how goddamn much money google does make from its advertising monopoly. but I get what you meant with the conversion angle nonetheless

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • I am in the same boat, except all of the software I’ve ever written has been TeX

    I'm sorry

    giving contrived examples to undergrads to demonstrate why dp[i][j] is a shit table name or why is better than float('inf') or MAX_INT in pseudocode

    that sound you can hear is my despairing screaming[0]

    VPN client where ... jump through the hoops of learning a new shitty client

    (not a pitch, but multiple commercial references) I really liked how simple tunnelbear made this for a lot, and also quite like how slick the wireguard desktop-style handling is (you can see this for example with fly.io's integration to that). I think there's long context here, and if you buy me a beer I could rant in detail

    PS: There is Goldwarden

    oh good, it's in Go, my other code allergy

    shitposting aside, re the password manager thing: @self and I have co-ranted in dms, and about similar gripes.

    so, by way of idea, loose laundry list for foundations/design: modern crypto (jfc why is so much still going "yeah gpg is fine"), crdt sync, a sane fucking language to build everything on, own-devices friendly (in the "you can sync device to device peer-wise" sense, vs the "there's a remote server broker" sense), and pretty okay(tm) interfaces for client building/extensibility

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • alas: my main workstation is (non-slate) macos, and it's unchangeable for the foreseeable future

    good to know those (already) exist as options, though. if I can find some spoons I'll try look around and see if there's maybe something similar I can hack up/agglutinate from what's around

    Their desktop app is a bit shit anyway

    I haven't even tried it yet because I'm real "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh" about even the idea of a js-/ts-based gui client for my password manager. largely because I've met too many js/ts devs and I outright don't trust their competence and processes. so your post is definite motivation for me to eyeball some of the other clients too

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • also, how are you liking bitwarden?

    I really need to kill off my current password manager and bitwarden's looking like the least worst of current options (esp. when paired with something like vaultwarden instead of running a fucking nodejs sync server on the internet), but also some of it seems quite stunted[0]

    it's gotten so bad that I've started pondering writing my own, because good god does basically every option out there depress me

    [0] - no global hotkeys? the fuck

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • last time it came up, tuta was the least worst of the mail options. it's not the same offering as proton's in-garden encrypted, but nothing is afaik. rest of it is pretty okay (I have some (not all[0]) domains on there)

    the rest of the things I don't have a direct recommendation in part because [0] and in part because I don't use computers entirely like how a lot of people do. that said

    storage: backblaze storage pricing is not bad. they might have a desktop app thing? calendar: caldav is a dark art beyond my ken - I haven't even got that shit playing nice on my own things[3]. fuck knows who does this well. vpn: mullvad[1] (has quite recently had another full assessment published). maybe njalla[2]?

    [0] - I'm one of those crotchety fuckers that still has a whole pile of self-hosted things that have been going 15~20y

    [1] - seems okay and to have their head on straight. haven't used myself.

    [2] - also haven't used it myself, comes from some of the folks of the TPB gang

    [3] - admittedly I haven't tried that hard because I don't need it much, but it is extremely goddamn annoying to debug from clients

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • mild guess: "golden boys, with the the 30+ years required to look Politically Evolved"? and of course the selection factors involved from even just getting to that point and the stylist/image handling that that involves

    there's also an element of the system does as designed, and there's an element of self-reinforcing delivery/production of these ghouls

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 23rd December 2024
  • yep I think so too. as I think I posted here a while back:

    25068   + Oct 12 GitHub          ( 20K) Your free GitHub Copilot access is ending soon
    

    and now suddenly it's Launched Again! but with limits. gotta whet those appetites just a bit more! sales will totes follow soon!

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024

    Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

    Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

    If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

    > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

    Last week's thread

    (Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    fresh money in, and mira’s bouncing
    www.cnbc.com OpenAI CTO Mira Murati announces she's leaving the company

    OpenAI chief technology officer Mira Murati said Wednesday she is leaving the company after more than six years.

    OpenAI CTO Mira Murati announces she's leaving the company

    > “stepping away because I want to create the time and space to do my own exploration.”

    yeah I completely believe you, weird lady. I too want to vaguely step into the warm embrace of my piles of ill-gotten gold, forgetting about the stressors of how to sell something that doesn’t exist and that you helped claim would be here really soon now. ahhh, bliss..

    one’s gotta wonder about the timing of this announcement, right? like come the fuck on

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    good news everyone, mariadb strain is now owned by PE
    www.prnewswire.com K1 Acquires MariaDB, a Leading Database Software Company, and Appoints New CEO

    /PRNewswire/ -- K1 Investment Management, LLC ("K1"), one of the largest investors in small-cap enterprise software companies, today announced the completion...

    K1 Acquires MariaDB, a Leading Database Software Company, and Appoints New CEO

    I will say I'm not much of a fan of mysqls but uhhhhh this seems bad

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    ibm mainframes: now featuring AI
    chipsandcheese.com Telum II at Hot Chips 2024: Mainframe with a Unique Caching Strategy

    Mainframes still play a vital role in today, providing extremely high uptime and low latency for financial transactions. Telum II is IBM’s latest mainframe processor, and is designed unlike a…

    Telum II at Hot Chips 2024: Mainframe with a Unique Caching Strategy

    saw this kicking around on the lobsters frontpage

    > IBM also includes a DPU for accelerating IO, along with an on-board AI accelerator

    ah yes. an AI accelerator. for a chip that goes into a system that'll quite possibly have a lifespan measured in decade-partials. in environments so extremely up to date with the bleeding edge of technology that they are absolutely not losing their programmers to retirement. an AI acceleator for that. makes total sense.

    imagine being the poor engineers who had to spec that out, design it, and get it actually existing. nevermind even the awe-inspiringly stunning disregard to reality that it takes for some management fuckhead(s) to have "steered" this

    > Funny enough, I asked why IBM had different terminology compared to the rest of the industry. They said IBM came up with the terminology first, and later on the industry adopted different terminology. It was all lighthearted and funny.

    ah yes! funny! haha. not at all some weird insular shit from the same company that runs a worlds-apart platform with a control grip so strong it makes larry ellison check if they're infringing on anything actionable...

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 18 August 2024

    Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

    Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

    If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

    > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 11 August 2024

    Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

    Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

    If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

    > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > >Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 30 June 2024

    Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh facts of Awful you'll near-instantly regret.

    Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

    If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

    > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    hot off the presses: automatic wrong information without even going to the wrong-information deliveries store
    theconversation.com AI chatbots are intruding into online communities where people are trying to connect with other humans

    People participate in online communities to share experiences and sympathy. AI chatbots that join the conversation can only pretend to offer either.

    there are some remarkable instances of bad behaviour in there already, but imagine being the sort of product team that thinks users being gaslit by a chatbot that they couldn’t even consent to choose to use is totes something to deliver without any modification or remark

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    the loons are at it again

    this time in open letter format! that'll sure do it!

    there are "risks", which they are definite about - the risks are not hypothetical, the risks are real! it's totes even had some acknowledgement in other places! totes real defs for sure this time guize

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 2 June 2024

    Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

    Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

    If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post, there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high

    > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    In which folks once again don’t learn the same lesson as the last few times

    It’s been a long couple of years with people going hard on building all their communications on the gamer chat company, disregarding all warnings and concerns because of shiny creature comforts

    Soon: “we trusted you! We moved from slack to you! 😭”

    Guess it’s only a handful of months before the tortured handwringing starts?

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    Quelle surprise
    fortune.com Is AI the new crypto? DeepMind cofounder says ‘hype’ and ‘grifting’ threaten the emerging sector

    The surge in venture funding and public excitement has DeepMind cofounder Demis Hassabis thinking about crypto parallels.

    Unfortunately I can’t snip from mobile easily now, but maybe someone else can archive it and comment with archive link?

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    History of (extremely predictable) failures catching up to you? Quick, write a book!
    thebaffler.com The Miseducation of Kara Swisher | Edward Ongweso Jr.

    Kara Swisher made a career of dumbing down tech reporting and criticism. She’s a little sorry!

    Too tired to sneer at the book myself right now but the article doesn’t pull punches either

    Figured it’s worth posting since the book author has featured here more than once recently and has definitely been an enabler to The Shit

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    A tale of well-designed systems

    Not entirely the usual fare, but i figured some here would appreciate it

    I often rag on the js/node/npm ecosystem for being utter garbage, and this post is a quite a full demonstration of many of the shortcomings and outright total design failures present in that space

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    Github has decided that people aren't copiloting hard enough
    github.blog Universe 2023: Copilot transforms GitHub into the AI-powered developer platform

    GitHub is announcing general availability of GitHub Copilot Chat and previews of the new GitHub Copilot Enterprise offering, new AI-powered security features, and the GitHub Copilot Partner Program.

    Universe 2023: Copilot transforms GitHub into the AI-powered developer platform

    will this sure is gonna go well :sarcmark:

    it almost feels like when Google+ got shoved into every google product because someone had a bee in their bonnet

    flipside, I guess, is that we'll soon (at scale!) get to start seeing just how far those ideas can and can't scale

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