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The Green Slime (1968)
  • @Mr_Wobble @LaurenceWolse That's silly, movies have their own props.

  • Cyber Vengeance (1997)

    Cyber Vengeance (1997)

    A baffling, incoherent shitshow of a film. Our main guy is a cyber guard at a VR prison, whose hobbies include complaining about anachronistic martial arts moves and ignoring his girlfriend. Most of the cast looks precisely 23 years old and brings big The Producer's College Roommate energy. The soundtrack is bizarre and wildly inappropriate. Some semblance of a plot finally develops around halfway in, when Our Hero discovers that prisoners are being put into a different VR thing (which is somehow worse, I guess?), where they attempt to get their Cyber Vengeance. A ludicrous, nonsensical trainwreck. 4/5 stars.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112764/

    @bmoviebonanza

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    Miami Connection (1987)
  • @LowtierComputer Still works for me.

  • Miami Connection (1987)
  • @LaurenceWolse Oooh, you're right, thanks.

  • Miami Connection (1987)
  • @LaurenceWolse An Andy Sidaris classic!

    Here's a GIF I made of my favorite moment from this film.

    https://i.ibb.co/mTTD6DW/the-miami-connection-fist-fight.gif

  • Dark Angel (1990)
  • @ThomasLongBottom @Che_Donkey A ton of low-budget flicks seem to get released under multiple names.

  • Winterbeast (1992)
  • @MisterBigFart Watched this one today, phenomenal. I think my favorite part is when they show photos of murder victims, but you can see they're just headshots of some women. Probably actors who auditioned for the film.

  • Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell (1992)
  • @ChicoSuave Literally didn't even look at the poster before I was downloading a copy.

  • Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell (1992)
  • @MisterBigFart This is one of those movies where I read the title and immediately go watch it. It's told me everything I could possibly want to know about the film.

  • Shock Waves (1977)
  • @Outtatime @LaurenceWolse I completely agree. The Illuminatus! ripoff aquatic Nazi zombie premise is really the only knock on an otherwise competently made flick that succeeds on its own terms. I thought the part where the marooned heroes are drawn to the record player was a dang fine moment.

  • Killer Party (1986)
  • @Anorack This movie was wild, feels like the first ten minutes got bolted on after production ended because the film didn't come out long enough.

  • Neon Maniacs (1986)
  • @MisterBigFart That's a hell of a poster.

  • Galaxy of Terror (1982)
  • @Anorack So yes, this is a cash grab piggybacking off Alien (and maybe a bit of Battlestar Galactica), but IMO it's a pretty respectable pulp sci-fi film that transcends its limitations and is enjoyable on its own terms. Sid Haig turns in a respectable performance, Ray Walston is terrific, and the ending is pretty great.

    Also, James Cameron (yes, THAT James Cameron) was production designer and second unit director.

    And: what an amazing poster.

  • Blood Hook (1986)
  • @MisterBigFart This looks amazing.

  • Alien Private Eye (1989)
  • @miah @Anorack Okay, amazing.

  • Alien Private Eye (1989)
  • @miah @Anorack does this even remotely work

  • ieure past oral no mad @retro.social

    Emacs enthusiast, builder of software, repairer of hardware. I like difficult music, weird keyboards, old computers, and coin-operated machines.

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