I searched for my wife there, too, and she found AT&T owed her like 50 bucks! It was extra sweet because fuck those guys. Also sent our daughter the link because she came up with like 50 bucks too ha ha!

Isn't it weird that living under capitalism receiving money feels liberating? Like money = freedom. It's so perverted to me but hey, free money

I recently was diagnosed with sudden onset rheumatoid arthritis right before my 60th birthday. I live in a senior mobile home park with my wife who recently had a stroke.

I need to weed and clean up my yard for inspection, but I've lost over 50 pounds of muscle mass and I can't bend down to pull weeds. I did manage an agonizing session of trimmin my rosemary shrub, but man...this chronic pain and stiffness is all so new to me I really have to manage my self better lol

I lost my job and we live on my wife's social security.

I've been agonizing over how I'm going to clean up my yard before yearly inspection since my savings are almost gone.

I went to the WA unclaimed site I searched for and I am owed over 200 dollars! Now I can hire some people to clean up the yard a little and I have you to thank OP.

I am so happy and grateful. :D

Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.

I can just imagine him hitting "send" and then sitting back with a big grin and saying "There, that ought to do it"

I would have also accepted "booming economy".

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Classic.

I've been very hesitant to look up the original comic or watch the cartoon as I figure it'll start off sensible and descend into capitalist propaganda...my psychic damage resilience is pretty low nowadays

From time to time, I sit up and remember how scrolling reddit or YT was just how I spent my downtime waiting for an email from my employer or to wait out my partner's taste in TV and I wonder what I am waiting for now?

Gonna have to start Nintendo Power mag back up, sell floppies on the back cover maybe

dall-e mcdonalds happy meal H.P. Lovecraft

Hey kids, we accept that new PayPal thing for donations! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Obviously the best form of government is the one that maintains a status quo that I am adapted to and exploited to my own advantage, duh.

it would save so much time