"... in order to better serve our customers."

it looks like dead flies. no thanks.

i am hooked to Crossy Road. (is like atari fogger, but better)

i have declined an invitation to attend a family reunion this weekend, a function i have previously attended for years.

i am already feeling the FOMO and boredom and disappointment of relatives. but on the other hand, i am honoring my commitment to my mental health.

.... going down both sides of this cycle, and I damned reunion hasn't even started yet.

off-topic. nowhere in your reply have you spoken about christianity.

totally unforgivable. i would absolutely not stand for what you've described.

i have read all of your responses herein and i keep thinking how glad i am to not be married.

.... however, i value YOU so much more than my plastic cards. (corny but true)

i have been clicking that remote for more than an hour now. i am having a lot of fun!

a couple weeks ago while getting my steps in i found a gabapentin on the sidewalk.

i ate it.

fuck yeah! that was awesome! great speech!

best part is hidden at the end....

sterilize your sponge, so when you’re done, you may want to pop it in the microwave.

100%

i did not consent to this. i withdraw my consent.

the end.

that was a very confusing watch.

could be that i am too near bedtime.

very confused.

her eon the fed

... issa manga, right?

hit the 'link' button, and then the 'context' button.

you don't run every day, do you?

oh goddammit. gross.

now i HAVE TO change them.

i need an antacid.

FYI, the article says that the ip addresses originate in Texas.

they were never going to get my dollars... so no loss.