this is just fucking sad, holy shit the absolute state of US politics
Why is it that men who get the tinniest taste of wealth and power open palm slap the "become a pedophile" button?
I have a sneaking suspicion that most of these pedo cases are not even really because they're necessarily sexually attracted to underage people, it's more of a power trip thing, flexing their wealth and presumed power to do forbidden things just for the sake of it.
It's like eating ortolan, it probably doesn't even taste good, it's just decadence for its own sake, fuck the world, I'm rich, I can do whatever the hell I want to.
Finished tapering off of lithium, started Wellbutrin three weeks ago. I simply NEED an app to remind me to take my medicine.
Also, I need to remember to confirm taking it in the app as soon as I take it, preferably before I take it again because I saw the notification and forgot that I'd already taken it before.
In my opinion, all ADHD medicine should be delivered automatically via Harkonnen hunter-killer drone so that you are literally unable to forget it.
I didn't know that was a serious condition! I'm shocked!
setting up a news alert for articles containing keywords "Sam Mohawk", "dead", "apparent" and "suicide"
The empty space between this motherfucker's ears is the real life five and a half minute hallway
These fuckers really think that summarizing a novel's plot is the same as "breaking it down". Absolutely zero media literacy. To make it worse, they are proud of their illiteracy, even smug about it; "there you go, a breakdown of the novel. Easy. GPT does it all. QED."
You're a really stable genius, eh? Want some cofeeve with your hamberder? Or a syringe with detergent to cure your COVID? Want a ride in my new electric battery shark boat? Can YOU divert hurricanes with a nuke and a sharpie? Should POTUS salute North Korean Generals in public? Or perform fellatio on Putin at Helsinki in front of the entire world? Did Trump beat Obama in 2020? BING! BING! BING! BING! NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI!
10/10 site tagline
well, he's entirely correct, just not in the way that he thinks
it should be Gilbert Gottfried, but alas that's no longer possible, RIP
Shohreh Aghdashloo would be an incredible choice though, I love her voice
huh, it said the same thing about me, in the same mocking tone... interesting
I wonder how the mods get access to our individual thoughts like that, it's uncanny
infamous chest
lol why are people like this? how do people say this kind of shit with a straight face? this is pathetic
they used to have that in the m&m's page because the green one was so hot, but then woke ruined it and now anyone can enter the page
As a teacher, I'm keenly aware of the fact that my future is not guaranteed at all. Particularly because I'm a language teacher, which is a field that, at least in my country, is mostly driven by marketing. I'm sure that someone will figure out a way to make an AI English tutor sound like a great, cost-effective idea, and then I'm screwed. I give it about four or five years.
I know that because I used to do plenty of side gigs as a translator as well, and these have simply dried up in the past year and a half or so. Like, literally zero jobs since the dawn of ChatGPT and the like.
I'm glad I used most of that side hustle money to buy myself a whole workshop's worth of woodworking tools, and my way out will be to make high-end furniture. I still need a couple years to really get good at it, but I reckon it'll be longer until an AI chatbot can run a piece of wood through a jointer.
just look at her face on that last pic lmao she's basking in it, as she damn well should
I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.
My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:
Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.
To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.
I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"
Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god
https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383
sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet
mmm thy Lord is crunchy
LMAO
mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table
it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work
This game has so much soul, its gameplay probably feels dated as hell nowadays (haven't played it in years) but it's still in my top 3 best written games ever, along with Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium.
I first played it more than a decade ago and I still think about this poem sometimes.
With bony hands I hold my partner
On soulless feet we cross the floor
The music stops as if to answer
An empty knocking at the door
It seems his skin was sweet as mango
When last I held him to my breast
But now we dance this grim fandango
And will four years before we rest.
In the much awaited follow-up to How to Blow Up a Pipeline, we learn that an excellent, if unexpected, reason to sabotage a pipeline is that you cannot use it to play funky saxophone jazz while it is operational.
I'm in awe of this incredible post, holy shit
edit: here's the link, behold this masterpiece in its resplendent glory https://twitter.com/gayest_tone/status/1713927115316301992
Not gonna lie, I'm glad to have something funny to laugh about, given how grim things are right now. I hope you get a brief chuckle out of this. God knows I needed something fun this week.
This is a Br*tish weirdo who apparently went looking for gold in Afghanistan and got himself captured by the Taliban. A while ago someone claiming to be a friend of his posted saying that he was alive and well and enjoying his time as a captive. Everyone called bullshit, including the Chapo hosts, who had a lot of fun with the whole situation last week.
Everybody was sure that this guy was very much dead but it turns out that the even funnier outcome actually came true: he really was alive and well, indeed having picnics, playing Xbox and apparently watching fucking Barbie with the guyliner-wearing Taliban.
Don't get me wrong, he's still a Br*tish dumbass who has no business being in Afghanistan at all, especially given his intention of establishing a gold mine, but this is truly the only really funny thing that's happened this week, and I thought I'd share.
When will the bad thing stop happening in the region? Those affected are tired of being affected by the thing in question. Some have said that the thing that is happening is, in fact, a bad thing. Experts agree that there are bad things happening in the region where bad things often happen for many different reasons.
