john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them] @ john_browns_beard @hexbear.net

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"You shouldn't pop poison ivy blisters" words uttered by people who have never had their skin create what is essentially bubble wrap that regenerates hourly. It would almost be enjoyable if it weren't for the obvious downsides.

Definitely talk to your doctor, you will almost certainly need blood work to confirm that you take it.

I've used ozempic for a short time in the past and it worked wonders for me, and I know several other people who have had similar experiences. I didn't need to lose a huge amount of weight, but my weight gain was spiraling out of control due to depression and the lowest possible dose very quickly allowed me to reverse course.

I did not have a "rebound" weight gain after stopping like some people experience. I never experienced true nausea, just occasionally felt a little "icky" if that makes any sense. My snack cravings all but disappeared while I was taking it and I feel like there has not been any "rebound" issues after stopping, but again, I was on a very low dose.

The police are extremely averse to investigating any death that could feasibly be a suicide, and I'd imagine that's even more salient when the victim is a minority. I've heard second-hand stories of this happening in my town under even more suspicious circumstances, they will do literally anything to avoid extra work.

I was prepared to laugh but I wasn't expecting such a comically large explosion, holy shit lmao

Anyone want to sponsor me to quit my job and play Satisfactory for approximately two years nonstop? I'll give you a cut of my profits when I make it big as a streamer, you could consider it an ethical investment in my mental health.

Jersey-like username and comment detected

Also seconding disco fries as superior to all other selections in the image

I have a refurb unlocked Pixel 8 Pro and it's easily the best phone I've ever owned. I previously owned mostly mid-range Samsungs and they always seemed to start shitting the bed in different ways within one or two years, I doubt I'll be going back to that.

Absolutely living for how sloppy this divorce is. I can't wait until Elon posts a video of himself crying from the driver's seat of a cybertruck.

White smoke - new pope

Black smoke - pope hazy, please try again (popen't)

Blue smoke - brisket

Not to be "that guy", but are you 100% certain that's what it was? Did you get a close look at it, like 20 feet away or less?

I would get some 20 lb monofilament fishing line and hang it randomly near the windows.

I like how they designed it to run like it's got a full diaper

"lol my friend took my phone and typed that"

Mainstream leftist party not have at least one terrible stance challenge - difficulty: impossible

Oof ouch owie my yttrium

Hopefully gravity doesn't visit a McDonald's anytime soon

"If everyone is so concerned about gays up on the higher levels of government, maybe they should gaze upon deez nuts lol"

Lmao, even

I also have a few ravens in the neighborhood but I hardly ever see them. Still holding out hope for the heavy artillery.

We are much closer to the weed number than I ever thought possible, please do the funniest thing ever President Xi

After several years of feeding the birds and squirrels in my backyard, I've finally gotten some crows to start coming around regularly. I'm now conditioning them to associate my whistling with snacks, it's only a matter of time before I can launch my corvid-assisted revolution.