Fortunately I was unable to watch this tonight, the guy genuinely looks like he's embalmed, or maybe like his skin was preserved and it's been stretched over some nightmarish android.

I'm reading it in Smeagol's voice now

Panic! At the Man-made Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

"I told you dawg" doesn't feel as satisfying when the thing you were right about is a looming mass extinction

"I never thought leopards would bite MY face!"

We stan summer in this house. Love thunderstorms, hiking, and putting my fire pit to work.

American city planners would bulldoze all the vegetation to turn this into a 4 lane road with no sidewalks and a 50 mph speed limit.

Big unhinged suburban neighbor energy.

The lack of failsafes for critical infrastructure in this shithole is truly astounding. I really hope that Carrington Event 2.0 doesn't occur in any of our lifetimes, but if it does, we as a society will pay dearly for the hubris of our overlords

Probably but it would either have to be a very small bong or you'd have to put a ridiculous amount of weed through it

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I'd say this is accurate, it's mostly how well-groomed the path is. A hike will require you to navigate over natural obstacles like rocks, roots, logs, streams, etc. at some point, where a walk does not. A paved path all the way up a mountain is a walk, but a relatively flat but rocky trail through the woods is a hike.

We are entering a golden era of political memes

"But at what cost?"

Bottom buttoning a jacket is the fashion equivalent of not peeling the protective clear plastic off a new electronic device. I don't give a flying fuck about fashion and even I feel like there is some degree of willfull ignorance required to do it. They should really just be sewn shut by default.

Pretty much any formal event (mostly weddings at this point) will have me walking up to dudes I'm friends with and unbuttoning their bottom buttons.

At least his pants fit, Stone looks like he took something off the clearance rack without trying it on and the waist/inseam measurements were reversed.

Morbid curiosity and people-gawking has led me to get Facebook post recommendations for all kinds of stuff like this:

1. People who think that a drop of water in front of the sky on a cctv camera lens is Planet X, which is normally hidden from view by magic/the government/the elites/aliens.

2. Bugs, drops of water, dust, or fog on a cctv camera are any combination of ghosts, fairies, spirits, etc.

3. Flat earthers and chemtrailers. Self-explanatory.

4. Dinosaurs never existed. Surprisingly this isn't just for young-earth creationists anymore - it's also a lie perpetrated by the government/elites.

Bah gawd, that's Corn Pop's music!

When I heard the fantasy football line I literally lol'd. Maher was like a deer in the headlights.

These are the same people who get mad if you put your elbows on the table or sit down to eat with a hat on. I wish my life was so simple that I had the energy to give things like that a second thought.

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