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just messing around with Google ngram, found a surprising correlation with these two words
  • I'd like to think that Ram Ranch is the sole reason for this correlation.

  • What are your best intrusive ads ideas?
  • Brain implants that steal your thought patterns, which then get fed into some artificial intelligence that can create the perfect ad for your to see, which then gets directed straight into your brain with the same implant so you're pretty much forced to buy it. Maybe they can straight up alter your thoughts directly so you want to buy something, skipping the need for ads.

    Oh wait... I'm probably just describing what Elon is up to in the long run.

  • Elon Musk reveals Tesla software-locked cheapest Model Y, offers 40-60 more miles of range
  • Your warranty is now void. I am not responsible for bricked devices, flat tires, an empty fuel tank, or you getting fired because the fart app goes off at random. Please do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.

  • Eat the rule
  • Nah, those animals deserve better food. Feed them to a comically oversized meat grinder instead so we can watch the spectacle of earth cleansing itself from the late stage capitalism.

  • how to create a file and make it executable in one command?
  • You could define a function that takes a parameter, which touches a file with the parameters value, chmods it and then opens it with nano?

    create_exec() {
        touch "$1"
        chmod +x "$1"
        nano "$1"
    }
    

    Then you could type create_exec file.sh and it would do the rest for you.

  • LinkedIn is the latest company to get in on gaming
  • So when are they adding the cringy Farmville-equivalent type games to it? Make sure to help your boss farm their crops or you might risk getting fired! :-)

  • It's beautiful
  • There's a way to disable the shortcuts so they can be remapped: https://github.com/midrare/hyperenable

    It basically runs and creates the same global hotkeys as explorer.exe would for those Office ones, but it does so right before explorer launches so it can't assign them anymore. After that, the program disables them so you're free to use the hotkeys for other programs.

  • What's your favourite -dle? (Daily puzzle game?)
  • My friend recently introduced me to Mathler.

    It's a game where you have to guess a math formula that's equal to a given number, by giving both the digits (0-9) and operations on those numbers (+ - * /). You can even pick a difficulty depending on how good your math skills are.

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  • For me, there's a distinct difference between "grab a random song and speed it up", and using trance/clubland/hands up genres to make it sound similar to happy hardcore music. Most of the old better known songs were of those genres, and those define the nightcore genre more for me than anything else.

  • Help with wheelchair software
  • Was your old phone rooted? You might have patched the odex files instead of the apk as others have pointed out. And it might be that modifying the actual installed apk file changes the signatures that the app checks for, while it assumes the odex files are correct and that it just works. I've seen some apps check for modifications from Lucky Patcher (even with odex patches), but not nearly all apps go to that kind of length, and it seems that this app doesn't check. Disclaimer, I never delved deep into the actual working of this stuff, this is based on what I've noticed when I tried patching apps on a rooted vs non-rooted device. I think you might be outta luck unless you root your phone. Godspeed either way.

  • Google is quietly blocking RCS on rooted devices.
  • You want an example? GrapheneOS, to take back my privacy.

  • Tipping culture in U.S.
  • Can a customer give a tip to a waiter/waitress in case they deliver outstanding service? Because it might be seen wrongly in that case. I'm genuinely curious.

  • First Fossify app released on F-droid: Gallery
  • The OG version is no longer FOSS and was sold to some shady company. So far there doesn't seem to be any changes to the old one yet but I'm sure they'll creep in sooner or later.

    Seems like there's been some small improvements to the new version too when it comes to the look and feel.

    Edit: just refreshed the comments and all of a sudden 3 other people already explained it, all 30 mins ago? Huh.

  • You can only pick one
  • I'll have to disagree with you. You could buy a lot of items cheaper than $1 for free (insert the I'll take your entire stock meme here).

    You might not be able to sell them on, but you can probably solve world hunger with it by just giving it away. And if you insist of seeing personal benefit: surely the positive karma you get with people could get you something in return. Also no one said anything about trading instead of selling :)

  • Loot boxes
  • Steal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.

  • Youtube Adblock Reckoning as a service problem?
  • 4K is still accessible to me, but a higher bitrate version of 1080p does get paywalled. I wonder if they just turned down the existing 1080p's bitrate and are now trying to sell the solution to a problem that they've created.

  • The Sacred Hole
  • I remember doing this at some local body of water that isn't really big enough to have waves. The boys group as a collective would often dig a hole close to the water though instead of a bit further away.

    It actually had some use though: once the hole was wide and deep enough, you could flood it with water. Since the water level was quite shallow, the sun heated up the water quite a lot more, which felt like having created your own private jacuzzi.

    It was awesome and I fondly look back to those memories of some boys having a common goal despite not knowing each other. Good times.

  • Despite being filled with irreligious, many still visit shrines in japan.
  • Sometimes I visit cathedrals/churches, simply because they're pretty and have a rich cultural background to them. I'd say that's sorta similar to what people in Japan are doing nowadays? I'd like to visit a Japanese shrine too someday.

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