Plus, please go have a drink and a smoke because you are nit picking where there are no nits nor need to be this pedantic. Also, are you incapable of having a conversation without having to be “right” all the time?

Similarly, you should please go have a drink and a smoke because you can't seem to come to terms with being wrong on a simple definition. It's embarrassing honestly. Learn a new definition today and change for the better.

Oh, so you do have a dictionary? Why don't you read the definition of mulch first and tell us all what it says.

I can disagree with what people call mulch.

You're disagreeing with an established and printed definition. Asinine. Quite frankly it doesn't matter that you've "never had people call straw or sheeting any kind of mulch", you're wrong. Get over it, maybe go have a drink and a smoke?

You were wrong about what you knew what mulch was, get over it. Now you know the proper definition and can move on knowing the correct meaning. Stop being an obtuse cunt.

I’ve been gardening and growing shit for damn near 30 years. I was growing stuff outside of an apt that had zero accessible dirt and only concrete to work with.

And yet, somehow, you're still definitively wrong!

At least lemmy does blocks right.

I wish they could get their users right so ignoramuses like you wouldn't even be a problem. Chortle my balls.