Shoot, didn't think that far. Amazon, the alibaba of USA.

First result for "thigh high holder thingies" on the evil shopping website starting with the letter a.

Pretty ordinary, it's just another Linux after all. All the problems I had with systemd are gone now. My install is pretty vanilla so there's not much to break either way.

Epson Q203A. Definitely not my favorite, I just cycle through all my kbs over time as I quickly get tired of typing on the same one. Had to add a bit of lube as the switches were quite scratchy and difficult to press when I got it (even now pretty hard to type on, actually)