So the choice is between a senile old man with good intentions and a treasonous, syphalitic crook. And the crook has a non zero chance of winning.

Fuck me, what a shit show.

This is probably a rude question but have you umm, had a little enhancement?

I'm so jealous of you guys

Can I watch?

Your wife, is she single? Enquiring for a friend

Oh get a room you two.

Then film it and post it online.

Lol. This is perfect

Every Tory voter needs to read this

Have any flat earthers attempted to show how our solar system works with a flat planet?

Well shit. There's a lot of Asus in my PC. Fingers crossed it doesn't break.

If only, but it'll never happen. The money won't allow it.

Is that how he stays so 'young' looking?

So rather than admit she fucked up she's doubling down on the batshittery. What a sad little woman.

And she's trying to burn us all in revenge.

Who is she?

Paywall

Yum

Doesn't look like a fail to me

@aihorde@lemmy.dbzer0.com draw for me a catwalk model wearing trousers with too many pockets

That seems unnecessarily rude

I like to buy the phone outright rather than get one on contract but the flagship phones are just so expensive nowadays. My S8's battery is getting steadily worse so I'll probably upgrade when I can no longer ignore it. At the minute I just don't feel like I can justify such a massive expense for something that will essentially just be more of the same only a bit bigger and a bit faster. Maybe I'll go for a Pixel instead.