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What would you tell your 18 year old self?
  • That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

  • NSFW
    Penis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?
  • At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

  • Biden's student debt forgiveness for defrauded borrowers blocked by conservative court
  • When CCST filed its lawsuit earlier this year on behalf of more than 70 Texas institutions, it said the Education Department’s rule was created “with a thumb on the scale to maximize the number of approved claims and, ultimately, further the administration’s loan forgiveness agenda.”

    Yes.

  • Ahead of abortion vote, Ohioans weigh making it harder to amend constitution
  • "Uh-oh, someone's making a policy I don't like, and I'm not sure I can sway enough voters to block it. Better break the policymaking process entirely."

  • Good job me boy!
  • Images you can hear

  • Is it normal to misgender yourself?
  • I've done that a handful of times. It's only happened when I've been on full mental autopilot and totally distracted with other things.

    The more frustrating part about it is that my acquaintances notice and figure if I slip up, then it's more okay if they slip up from time to time too. And yeah, I try not to give people too much grief if they make mistakes, but, like... Please try not to make mistakes.

  • What's the most embarrassing thing you did in front of your crush?
  • I mean... Was she into it?

  • I took a look into the future
  • Is ❎ the new 🅱️?

  • That’s some other guy I swear
  • did you know that displaying icons and figures of Jesus Christ on the cross was actually an old pagan tradition that early Christians co-opted to help spread their religion

  • I wish it was satire.
  • Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

  • How far from a forest fire do you have to be for a daily temperature record to count?
  • Good question. I don't have a good answer. I just wanted to pause for a moment and reflect on how concisely this question captures the moment we're living in.

  • The Crisis Over American Manhood Is Really Code for Something Else
  • Somehow, just about every time elite American men look at virtually any sociological change, they see a crisis of masculinity.

  • Old memes are back
  • The more I look, the more memes I see. Is that the Instagram World Record Egg?

  • Hide The Pain Shrek
  • an eat-pre

  • Everytime the PC's fans ramp up and i check task manager only to see the load is already gone
  • When will they add the option to sort processes by "reason your fans are blowing"

  • Why are Mastodon's trending hashtags so ... dull?
  • You don't think the #tuesday chatter is exciting? For real though, I get the same vibe. It usually makes me close the app shortly after I open it. Maybe I'm not giving it enough of a chance.

  • I feel sorry for men who have to wear pants
  • I used to feel really sad about having to wear pants all the time. Some might have even called it dysphoric.

  • [HN] Study: 87% of classic video games are not legally available
  • I wonder what proportion of the average user's rom library is from the 87%

  • Why's it so hard to butter toast with a steak knife?

    Every time I try to spread butter or jam over a slice of toasted bread using a steak knife instead of a butter knife, I never seem to be able to spread the topping that evenly.

    I know I could figure this out if I just used my brain or paid slightly more attention while buttering the toast. But if I went to that effort, I could have just as easily gotten out a proper butter knife and made the whole issue moot, and I'm definitely too lazy to do that, so here we are.

    Slight caveat: the steak knife in question is non-serrated, if that makes any difference.

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