If everyone you measure the number of calls you get is higher than the previous measurement then it is easily possible. Y'know day 1 you get one phone call, day 2 two, etc. Than you will consistently have higher volume than average... Technically

Did you also place a big spotlight outside her bathroom window?

What about a difficult plant to maintain? Maybe a cactus or something? So he has to make an effort keep it alive, or slowly watch it die, like the relationship he has with you

He goes by first name Kip, which is dutch for chicken. He is Chicken Winger