Republicans have effectively captured the stupid, there is no need in their operations for accuracy, consistency, truth, or anything like that.

Pledges reek of authoritarianism to me, so maybe replace it with a common saying like "Be excellent to each other because we have no more or less entitlement to this world than any other being and our individual perspective is at best a tiny viewport not to be confused with reality"

I hate desert nazis

Git stash is terrible if you have anything like ADHD.

Bad by association and the hivemind are my faves, I particular enjoy:

• "Evolutionary psychology is inherently bad, useless, and only stupid people could have such thoughts. Science as I understand it is the only valid way of thinking."

• "Dosing a population with fluoride via tap water is inherently a 100% good thing and to question it implies ones utter stupidity, drugging a population this way with any other substance would be unthinkable though."

• "Guns for civilians have no use other than school shootings, no good person should want a gun they must be banned."

• "Boomers caused all of our problems, despite the fact that I also willingly participate in all the harmful systems that caused these problems."