The biggest issue in your situation is your insecurity.

Keep her.

If you want to experience others, and she does too, consider some form of non-monogamy. If that's not an option, just keep her.

Was going to suggest this. Portland is rough to move to right now, it's very popular, so costs have been climbing pretty fast. But there are some decent suburbs, Milwaukie, Tigard, Beaverton, Vancouver.

Laundry detergent economy is more efficient if your bottom-layer clothing items have lower mass. You can fit more short-sleeve shirts in the washer than long-sleeve shirts. So it's better to have thin, short-sleeve t-shirts as the bottom layer and thick sweatshirts for the outer layer.

Cool, now do Snowden

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

That college outfit doesn't sound weird to me at all, but I went to college in Portland, so maybe I'm used to weird.

I used to wear a short-sleeve shirt over a long-sleeve shirt

I'm aboard the "AI is overhyped" train, but... if AI allows people to diagnose illnesses faster, that would absolutely lengthen some lifespans. It's actually a fairly simple conclusion. Maybe the guy is otherwise a douchebag, I haven't looked into him, but this claim is reasonable.

Mario Galaxy 2 - got all of the stars (240 I think)

I did some other stuff that I'm proud of but doesn't sound as "complete" as that

Uh, no, it's very much still a crisis, no matter how much covering your eyes, stamping your feet and yelling "no" you do.

Downloading torrents on a friend's internet is worse.

Use a cafe instead.

Tax money funding military expenses always includes stuff like this. It's just getting more coverage now.

Joke answer: someone thought "Branford Price Millar Library" was a dumb name

Real answer: one facet of Portland being such a melting pot is that it contains some of the dumbest people

Clearly these are not humanitarians, progressives or even true anarchists. Someone who wanted to enact change in keeping with their stated message would not vandalize a library. People who use libraries are aware of the issue. Heard of preaching to the choir? This was just a group of assholes being assholes.

Another day, another fascist account to block

Summary?

Think about any time you feel uncomfortable, strained, numb, jabbed by something etc. Whatever items are causing those sensations.

Hey now, potatoes are delicious.

I prefer the term turnip.

If you had a valid counter-argument, wouldn't you have presented it there?

When I was in elementary school, I had a bound workbook with print practice exercises. I bet something like that still exists.

Thanks for letting me know to never buy Makita.