i just wish it was the cool one and not a sentient McRib

bit idea: painting "THE DATA" on a stick and beating liberals with it

My husband isn’t my partner. He’s my mentor, my lover, and, only in certain contexts, my friend.

Pakleds are more self aware than Elmo has ever been

nice try officer, my moon sign is secured for opsexual reasons

especially if it's mod infighting

struggle sessions suck but they are a part of our national character and cannot be resolved by outside interlopers. the only way out is through (posting)

did not know about the trans Linux fox girl, ty for making my day better

they rightfully feared what would happen if white people saw PSL as an option (they love pumpkin spice)

same, Boston black bloc goes hard tho, we’ll be ready

synthesis: the brizzler