This is why my home town has a bylaw indicating that fuel can only be dispensed by personnel of the business retailing the fuel. Sometimes people from out of town do insist on pumping their own gas though.
Hold my breath going through tunnels. This really backfired when I was on vacation in Hong Kong and went through a hella long tunnel. Did not know what I was signing up for.
Someone ran for student body president on the platform of having more than 300 contacts on MSN messenger. Unsurprisingly, he didn't even come close to winning because he's an extremely unlikeable person.