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  • I was going to type something mean about her but I'm afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

  • This has been your weekend PSA
  • I've tried all the "quick chill" methods I've heard of, but none of them work as quickly or as well as the icecream maker method. Watered down ice with some table salt. Set your unopened beer into a slurry like that, and in about 20 - 30 minutes, it's surpremely cold. None of the "5 minutes and it's ice cold" methods work as well or as quickly to be honest. At least not in my climate and in my experience.

  • We are a failed species
  • The difference between Sunny D and orange juice is like the difference between Tik Tok and real life. One may be vaguely similar to the other, but they aren't are for sure not interchangeable.

  • No tipping
  • For those who have tipped, you can breathe a big sigh of relief. Per Baby Jesus®, to err is human to forgive is bovine. And either way cows aren't exactly smart by vertebrate standards.

  • And they never will
  • Going to be honest: They read the Bible or at least parts of it. But most do not truly process what they read. Not to mention that pretty much all of them are reading biased translations of translations of translations where a lot of nuance and caveats and original meanings are lost, if not completely mutated into something that's antithetical to the original meaning.

    But anyway, gays are bad but shrimp is okay as are my tattoos and the 70% cotton, 20% rayon, 10% polyester socks I'm wearing. Time to stone a whore.

  • Imagine, if you can.
  • The 8 year old me would be overjoyed! This was one of my favorite NES games, and there were enough good NES games that the title of "one of my favorites" means it was actually cream of the crop.

    The 45 year old me would probably not be as happy, since I'd rather go to bed at a reasonable hour and crappy quality fast food pizza sounds like it's going to make me feel miserable if I have more than a slice or two anyway. Plus as awesome as SMB3 is and was, there are modern games I'd rather play at the moment if I were going to stay up all night.

  • what are you excited to watch this weekend (June 21)
  • The sky at night. I hope that there aren't a lot of clouds and that the moon moves closer to the horizon so I can see some stars. It's going to be super hot during the day, so I anticipate being inside for most of it this weekend. It will be nice to go out after sunset and enjoy some nature. Ideally I would like to sit out and enjoy the stars after dark and listen to the sound of crickets and frogs in the background.

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