@Varyk oh wait so it *doesn't* work? But it's still a good idea to attach it to your brain?

@Varyk @jonhendry Neuralink? How's that going? I presume extremely well with no problems, I haven't got time to check right now

@gerikson @dgerard I'm about to take delivery, next week, of my new photochromic varifocals

If you're thinking "sounds cripplingly expensive", you'd be right. Don't get old

@sailor_sega_saturn @sinedpick

There are three guards: one always tells the truth, one never tells the truth, and the third likes big butts and he cannot lie. You may ask one question

@self @gerikson I imagine their user will be very upset

@Dkarma @ICastFist and value is the same as price, is it?

@zerakith they are self-important clowns, tbh

@7bicycles @lemmyreader banned within minutes by the UCI

@Hello1000 @ylai
> In a very large city, riding a bicycle is problematic

I live in London and I cycle all over, all the time. Have you bumped your head?

@Vash63 @ajsadauskas they drink piss-weak beer and if you have more than two somebody will accuse you of being an alcoholic

@ArmoredThirteen you can point a https://www.netlify.com/ site at it for free

@crony @mondoman712 *surely* this is a troll?

@pennomi @mondoman712 "the market to correct itself naturally" lol

@Scubus @chaogomu wait you're using AI to solve quadratics? You know this a solved problem, right? Like, there's a formula and everything

@yogthos @CommanderCloon yes

@yogthos @BoxedFenders more likely they're flouting the rules tbh

@HiddenLayer5 having it stare lifelessly at you while it slowly crushes you against the kerb is substantially worse

@loutr @Phoenix3875 "get behind the wheel in the metaverse" a phrase used by the utterly deranged

@lightnsfw @KnowledgeableNip what exactly is your "hobby" that you need to be so far away from other people to do it?