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Microsoft Recall takes constant screenshots of everything you do
  • there is already a similar paid tool for this, not very popular, not as advanced because it doesn't use AI: https://apse.io/

  • a limerick by Eugene Umberger

    “So let us drink To her, – but think Of him who has to keep her; And sans a wife Let's spend our life In bachelordom, – it's cheaper.”— Eugene Umberger

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    Some funny quotes from the game series Tropico

    "I don't always oppress my citizens, but when I do, I make sure they know who's boss."

    “I believe in free speech. As long as that speech is praising me.”

    "The people of Tropico may be poor, but at least they're happy. Or at least they pretend to be."

    "I may be a dictator, but at least I'm not a boring dictator."

    “Democracy is a great system, as long as everyone votes the way I want them to.”

    "I don't always listen to my advisors, but when I do, I prefer the ones who tell me what I want to hear."

    "I believe in a government of the people, by the people, for the people. As long as those people are loyal to me."

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    Blizzard Is Worse Than You Thought
    odysee.com Blizzard Is Worse Than You Thought

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    Blizzard Is Worse Than You Thought

    Blizzard is the company behind Overwatch, StarCraft, Diablo, Warcraft games

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    Partitioning Your Linux Drives: Does It Provide Any Benefits?
    odysee.com Partitioning Your Linux Drives: Does It Provide Any Benefits?

    Partitioning your drive is something that basically everyone on Linux does but what purpose does it actually serve and is there any reason why it might be better to avoid creating partitions in your d...

    Partitioning Your Linux Drives: Does It Provide Any Benefits?
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    Cinderblock

    A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock. Rose asks her mother, “Mom, why did you name me Rose?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!” Lily, curious now, asks her mother “Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?” To which her mother replies, “Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!” Cinderblock says to her mother, “hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!”

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    Two nuns are painting the chapel... (classic)
    • I was walking past a prison the other day, and I saw a dwarf in an orange jumpsuit shimmying down the side of the building.🏢
    • I thought to myself, “now that’s a little con descending.”
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