realGulDukat [he/him] @ realGulDukat @hexbear.net

Commanding officer of the Second Order

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My administration created more than 50 million jobs for Bajor. Boring Benjamin Sisko has never created a job in his life. He's too busy playing baseball in his holosuite. Sad!

MAQUIS TERRORISTS ARE FLOODING THE DMZ AND BORING BENJAMIN SISKO IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT

Balding Benjamin Sisko said his station has a "thousand photon torpedo banks." Will someone on his miserable outpost please inform him that my fleet also has torpedo bays, but they are MUCH bigger

Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision

I would like to extend my best wishes to all posters here (even the haters and Bajorans) on this very special anniversary of Wolf 359!

Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak!