Got so excited with the punchline that could barely write it legibly
I just block everything that has the words "news" or "meme" in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.
Fuck off, this isn't reddit
Who is she? I can't keep up with these new actors anymore.
No, not misleading at all, that's fine.
Look at them prudes implying that sex is not a beautiful and natural thing.
They didn't have tape back then.
Wtf, just forget about it. What's the point to bring this up now? Then what? A couple more years and you remember another little dirty detail from that night and put her through this all over again? You had your chance to be honest. Those are past waters now. Bringing this up again would just be a self serving way of using her to clear up your conscience.
Of course it's not the right place, what's aww about a cat with a bite hole in its face?
Stop using your (?) injured cat to fish for stranger's money.
Yeah, I agree. People are stupid. Let their pets roam around and then come to the internet with an inflammatory "someone shot my cat" post. Of course you're not being neglectful, it was definetely the imaginary bad neighbour with a gun.
People who use spaces are not taping space space space space space space space space. Their tapping the tab key all the same.
Wow, super newsworthy. Even included some bs about "colorful language". Can't let a thing like that go by without trying to entice some internet drama.
Typical for a group of people that probably dedicated their whole careers to Windows. Could have just put it plainly that they don't want to pay engineers that have the skills to do this on Linux.
Indeed there are.
Do you happen to have a bag of rice somewhere in a cupboard?
In the face of "endless sins", knees buckling seems like a pretty mild punishment. Count me in.