I've been forced to exist and not exist. THAT'S TWO WHOLE THINGS. I Didn't even wanna do one thing! Someone has to pay for this! I wanna speak to a manager.
That's almost exactly the opposite of the truth. The hotter coffee stays the faster it burns and the more the caffeine breaks down. It a recipe for hot burnt bean water that doesn't even wake you up.
Usually they put meters on poles when a nearby business requests lights on a pole. Maybe they also requested a outlet so they could clean the sidewalk with corded tools as well?