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Everett True enjoys the view (September 24, 1920)
  • @Rolando @truecomics you can mostly predict how much of a good guy Everett is going to be by how closely his form approximates a perfect sphere. Early Everett was more normal human shaped and was just a dick. This is a highly spherical good guy Everett!

  • Everett True is an adblocker (September 21, 1916)
  • @brbposting @Rolando Everett is one of those characters where I can hear his voice absolutely clearly

  • Everett True calls out rich tax dodgers (September 22, 1916)
  • @Rolando Everett in full "Man of the People" mode. There was another one along the same line where a pastor recognized a rich deacon for donating for foreign missions and Everett yelled that the money would be better spent fixing up the tenements he owned which were in such bad shape they were a danger to the inhabitants

  • Mrs True has Great Freedom (September 18, 1915)
  • @verity_kindle @AllNewTypeFace Women achieving property-rights equality with men was a gradual process but well underway by Everett's time. https://www.thoughtco.com/property-rights-of-women-3529578

    Edited cause I forgot to paste the link in

  • Everett True's Outburst of Love (Sept 20, 1922)
  • @Rolando This is the second one I've seen where True is mortified by the memory of his lovey dovey talk towards Mrs True in their youth.

    In the other one he scoffs at a woman talking to a baby in a sugary cootchy-coo kind of way, and Mrs True points out that's exactly how he used to talk to her when they were courting.

    Oh Everett. You will never live down your lovey dovey ways as a youthful swain

  • Watch where you spit around Everett True (September 17, 1914)
  • @MeDuViNoX @Rolando he's not morbidly obese, he's approaching deadly geometric perfection. Like a cannonball, or a sphere of red-hot nickel, or the Demon Core.

  • Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
  • @turtlepower But yeah, Everett can be extremely disappointing.

  • Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
  • @turtlepower it varies. Sometimes he's absolutely in the right (opposing cruelty to animals, corruption, people being selfish and mean), sometimes he's hilariously petty and ridiculous (he punches a guy for wearing his hat crooked at one point). But that's late-stage Everett, early Everett just said cruel things and then everybody around him grins or compliments him cause that's "what they were all thinking". Lame.

  • Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
  • @turtlepower I dunno about sexist, but he's being a dick. Which is in character for early True, whose only real character trait was being a dick.

    Before he had evolved into the later True we all love, who was an avenging angel of over-the top righteous (or sometimes extremely petty) violence.

  • Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
  • @turtlepower @clark objectively speaking, based on looks and temperament, Mr. True is not exactly out of her league

  • Everett is a married man, madame! (December 23, 1905)
  • @clark early Everett is just a dick.

  • Everett True is annoyed by loose change (Sept. 9, 1914)
  • @Rhynoplaz still, on a scale from "punishing someone for cruelty to animals" (not petty at all) to "punishing someone for wearing a hat crooked" (highly petty) I'd say that this is far closer to the "wearing a hat crooked" end of the scale.

    (Yes, Everett once walloped a guy for wearing a hat at an excessively jaunty angle)

  • Don't mind me sitting here (September 13, 1909)
  • @grrgyle @thejoker954 Everett True gives no warning and no quarter. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear!* And he absolutely will not stop till his victim has been punished in a manner wildly disproportionate to their crime!

    * except fear of Mrs. True

  • Don't mind me sitting here (September 13, 1909)
  • @thejoker954 @I_Has_A_Hat whoever happens to be getting on the train deserves to be able to get on without climbing over this douchebag.

  • Don't bow at me (November 10, 1907)
  • @Rolando @ShareMySims I mean, I don't think it was understood as a slur at the time. It's not like anyone in the US knew the correct endonym "Khoekhoe" and was choosing to use a different term "Hottentot" instead in order to express contempt.

    But characterizing bowing as an excessively servile action characteristic of a "primitive" people is in and of itself problematic.

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