If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

I mean Obama - an articulate black man - was legitimately reelected to a second term, whilst the Cheetoh in Chief was illegitimate based on the popular vote and failed reelction. That must burn him badly.

Yep. She's going to die from a mysterious illness three times in the back of her head

Barber: I put a hex on you