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  • It was a myth growing up. Blood attracts sharks, but piss will keep them away.

    So don’t try this at home… primarily because you probably don’t have shark at home.

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    Moose

  • Keeps the sharks away. Not sure about the moose, though.

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    Special counsel Jack Smith expected to wind down Trump prosecutions: Sources

  • Trump will fire him anyway, then throw them to the leopards.

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    Calculatable

  • The AC button cools the air around you.

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    Sorry, Sir! This McDonalds is closed. Can't you see the _________ ?

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    Ryanair

  • Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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    A new law has been passed in California which prohibits the use of words like "buy" and "purchase" on digital storefronts like Steam.

  • “Subscribe”

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    I only need to activate LibreOffice Writer before you can use it.

  • One activation to rule them all.

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    Call to action: Biden must end the designation of Cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism
    • I feel hungry, so I opened a pack of ____

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    I feel hungry, so I opened a pack of ____

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    Online banter has changed

  • This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

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    Trump has replaced his pick for vice president, tonight he introduced his new running mate ______!!!

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    JD Vance's Solution to Childcare Crisis? 'Maybe Grandpa or Grandma Wants to Help'

  • Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

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    JD Vance's Solution to Childcare Crisis? 'Maybe Grandpa or Grandma Wants to Help'

  • “Maybe try fucking a couch”

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    Skate Caterpillar

  • Skaterpillar?

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