If anyone tried to replicate the antics of Linus, it would get most sysadmins fired

Now that's out of the way...

Wifi is a half-duplex medium, so it's a bit hard to do other high-bandwidth things and stream 8K video

It sounds like a Synology NAS is what you need as it's really easy to set up and can handle a Plex/Home Netflix type content library

*Challenge accepted*

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